I Don't Know Her

WE'VE BEEN INSIDE FOR 3 WEEKS HOW ARE YOU?! On our first quarantine edition of the pod, ya girls have some catching up to do. They're talking about vital topics like TANK TOPS, the QUARANTINE HORN and other important things in CAPITAL LETTERS. Plus, Quarantine-Karen is a Brit so there's that.

It's bring your Dad to work day! Well, kind of. Our podcast dad/our loyal producer Andy Gaffney joins Aoife as co-host this week! they cover everything from Twilight to The Eurovision to Emperor Palpatine ridin'. Y'know...normal daddy daughter stuff!

Happy birthday, you're a Pisces & your housekeeper has TB! This week is an accidental birthday episode, but who cares- the Wii exists & that's far more exciting. Join in our Mii parade while we try & figure out if we're dying or not! Karen is NOT A TRICERATOPS.

Hey hey hey back up we're just Ordinary People doing Ordinary things on this week's installment of I Don't Know Her. Bláithín and Aoife have been trawling the internet obsessively for your entertainment (well that sounds better than 'carelessly wasting the little time they have on this earth procrastinating online laughing at virtual nothingness') to find you some of the best memes and the worst reviews on offer, THANK THEM WON'T YOU?  Karen this week is a country but not a country? We think?

You've gotta be Debra Messing with us...we're broke and feminists and don't care WHAT Will & Grace have to say about it. This week, we're talking MONEY  POWER  AND HOW MUCH WE'LL SELL YOU OUR BRAS FOR

his week on I Don't Know Her, it's our most SOUPer episode yet! Don't hate us, we're just two ladies who love most soups, hedgehogs and hats, ok? Karen is a loud and proud, possibly non-existent something or other!

Not to sound old, but why are teenagers so rude and inconsiderate in the cinema? No regard; No matter - because that's nothing to do with anything, as Aoife talks cute clever chefs in test kitchens, Bláithín talks itchy invasive conditions of the skin, and Karen? Oh, well, you would love her, she's a nice Jewish chaaaaarity (it is hard to portray accents in text)....

Yes that's right, this week we go so mad on info we have to BLEEP OURSELVES, ahhhhh it's good not to be sued. This week on your favourite nonsense podcast Bláithín talks American dick drawers and Aoife talks Irish dickheads; American Vandal meets Irish scandal; another such comparison of two completely unrelated things. Karen is a basketball player that was mistakenly from the Netherlands

We don't want to alarm you but we're somehow talking about food again at the start of this week's chaotic neutral installation of I Don't Know Her. Aoife is loving watching people be disappointed by our fair city while Bláithín is not sure whether her nail might kill her but insists that if it doesn't she'll learn nothing from it. We're bad people.  Ya know who's not a bad person (presumably, giving benefit of the doubt and lack of actual knowledge, plz don't @ us)? This week's Karen who is obsessed with pirates?! Cool.

We're baaack! It's 2020 y'all: the year of hot keys, hot takes, hot goss & two HAWT hosts. We're ready to dive into a magnificent bag of salt & vinegar crisps and talk about the one movie that's on everyone's mind this awards season...CATS. We don't like that the cats have boobies, deal with it. So join us on our Jellicle journey into a whole new year of I Don't Know Her. Karen has low self-esteem, but she's not afraid to tell Tom Hooper what she thinks.

An extremely quick Happy New Year message from Bláithín and Aoife to say goodbye to old things, hello to new things and a few thanks you's too..

We wish you a merry Christmas (Karen)! Our Christmas gift to you is a yule-themed Karen speed round! This episode is to be listened to in a wine-drunk haze post-christmas dinner xo

Jingle bells Christmas smells leave us all alone... look it’s no surprise that it’s almost Christmas and it’s even less surprise that we goddamn hate Christmas. And that’s what this episode is all about!! It’s not as if we’re not always merry and full of cheer (well ok maybe a bit) and of course we’ll still be grateful for what we have and have had, but it’s our podcast and we’ll give out if we want to! We are the Grinch, but we also appreciate what we have, and at the end of the day we will insist: Jesus Exist.   Karen this week isn’t eating! Also!!! Check in next week on Christmas Day for our special A CHRISTMAS KAREN episode, great festive fun was had by all!

Happy podcast everybody! This week haven't we only gone and switched up the format! That's right, Bláithín's a Protestant now and Aoife's a glittery vampire baby just like Jesus . This episode we're all about sticking to your guns, whether you're a racism watch-dog or a fabulous small Irish business. Plus, this week's Karen is rocky af.

IT’S A LIVE!! IT’S A LIIIIIIIIVE!! Episode. It’s a live episode. This week the wonderful sound people at B-Side Comedy allowed us some time and space on their stage in front of their lovely audience to talk Love, Hate, Love/Hate, the Love Hate Toy Show.. *implodes* lol obviously OBVIOUSLY we mean the classic holiday show loved by families and capitalists the country over - the Late Late Toy Show. Lols were had! In fact, lols were had, live! Listen for that alone

Here we have it! The episode of CONFUSION! Do we like shopping, do we not like shopping?; is it Christmas, should it never be Christmas? Are sandwiches property, is that a more important question than WHY ARENT WE VEGAN YET?! This is a broad way to cover the content of this broad episode where we talk TK Maxx, the Vegan Sandwich Co, markets and marketing.  Karen this week gives one of us troubled waters.

Yep yep yep you guessed right - we have a guest, right?! Have you guest the guessed the guess...ds;fcisodhcfs;djikaiw etc etc. WOOOOOOOOO Hannah Mamalis graced us with our presence this week and it SHOWS BBYYYY. We are breaking down all the weird and wonderful subject matter you can imagine with such a weird and wonderful guest, that is: board games, asbestos, the moon, camping, apologising, dirty minds and just plain oul existing on a micro and macro level - ya know, just girly tingz.  Karen this week is the grandaddy of Russian rock, we really dunno what else to tell ya.

*Cue Jumangi drums*...this week on I Don't Know Her we've accidentally played a board game and ended up in the jungle. Follow us and Robin Williams on an adventure through things we like & dislike! Our bladders are small and we're not bears and we HATE that. Good thing this week's Karen is here to strum our pain with their fingers!

There are many things you can do yourself, like DIY, and many you absolutely should not DIY, like piercings, and it’s all getting chatted out in this instalment of I Don’t Know Her. Aoife and Bláithín have some belly laughs this week, but aren’t too fond of RDS roadshows or being let down by cult classics (we trusted you Frank n’ Furter and weekend don’t know why). Also Karen is a victim of shame and a huge fan of West Side Story. 

Boo! hahahhahahhaaaaa got you. You were scared. You jumped we got you.... sorry.  This w-EEK on the show is Halloween, and the ladies are FRIGHTENED, which is nothing new because well, what’s more scary than living on this planet? BOO! Scary stuff. BUT we have tv and movie recommendations to soothe your soul, as well as advice on what to avoid, including men that aren’t Gomez Addams. Seriously he’s the only good one, and he kills people.  Karen this week is genuinely terrified despite being genuinely terrifying