Pen & Paper Bullshit

The second defense of Glitterhaggen has begun! The Ebon Gauntlet, sensing a moment of weakness, have invaded the Free Cities and the party must do everything in their power to stop their advance; they also finally confront their longtime enemy Aerun, with the intent of finally bringing things to an end.

Time passes and Steveport begins to prosper, as Deathjuice and the town's strange crystals catch on in the mainland. Dr. Dendi hires some help, Gunag names a mountain, Velnoc continues to sail Lake Yoru, and Fal and Lilly make a life changing discover in the strange tunnels that run underneath the Big Axe Mountain range.

The party decides to rush back to Glitterhaggen to defend it against the impending Imperial invasion; to that end, they sit down and make preparations for a distraction that will buy them the time they need to get back to the Free Cities' capital. Its time for the ultimate gender reveal party.

The Kool G's have issued an ultimatum: forget about Magnetic Springs' greatest treasure or suffer the consequences; the party has never met any consequences they didn't beat the shit out of, so they set their sights on the treasure. Driven by an equal mix of spite and stubbornness, they venture deep under the town for one final show down with the Kool G's and a newly empowered Vanya. Will they survive Heart-Shaped Box's All Apologies?

Glitterhaggen is safe and the party prepares to leave, but not before finishing up some minor tasks, such as talking to the Hierophant and stealing something rather important from the patent office. The Abyss awaits!

Brookes rallies his friends to help him defend his shop, Gifts of the Macabre, from Vanya and her Stand Heart-Shaped Box. Unfortunately for them, Vanya's brought some friends from New York and they don't come bearing gifts. The party is confronted with the full force of New York's greatest gang: the Kool G's.   Wasn't Me was created by Achilles Heelies! 

The barons set up a trade deal and Steveport finally gets some stats.

This week, the gang must contend with their worst nightmare: out of towners from New York! With the defeat of Graham and Foreigner, more and more Stand users from NYC have come to Magnetic Springs searching for the treasure that promises to grant their greatest wish and, just like Graham, they're more than willing to take out the local competition in their quest to obtain ultimate power. Welcome to the start of the Empire State of Mind arc!

The party makes their final preparations as a Hunting Beast looms large over Glitterhaggen; Dawn and Dusk have a moment together, Blaze faces himself, and Hugh executes a risky plan, while Teus and Lt. Broadmoor try to delay the Hunting Beast to buy them all a few crucial seconds. Either way, the city will be forever changed by the coming battle.

Steveport, located along the Big Steven River, is one of the many new towns established by the Kingdom of Hithlonde; little more than a few houses in a muddy field, the newly created barons of Stevenport have the none too easy task of turning their tiny town into something worth living in. They find themselves in desperate need of money, industry, food, and someone to make grenades for them; what better way to solve all these problems than by venturing into the untamed wilderness to look for riches and cash crops? Nothing could go wrong!

The party has finally arrived in Glitterhaggen, the capital of the Free Cities! They have much to do in preparation of the coming Hunting Beast, as well as many personal problems that they've long waited to solve. Will Glitterhaggen hold the answers they seek?

Following their fight with Graham and Foreigner, the gang has some questions that require answers, one of which is "is dry ice a viable liquid?" Then, they go out to play some good old American baseball. But this isn't your grandfather's baseball; it appears to be the work of an enemy Stand!

This week, a rarely seen foe makes itself known, as it puts the very existence of the Free Cities into jeopardy; its eyes are set on Glitterhaggen and it only leaves corruption and destruction in its path. Its finally time to let Lt. Broadmoor in on the secret, as the Hunter's power grows.

Who likes fantasy? Everyone! Especially when that fantasy is exploring a forbidden island that drives people crazy; the players are explorers and settlers of the Forbidden Lands, tasked by King Camor Hithlonde to use their adventuring spirit to settle the island in the name of the Kingdom of Hithlonde. Surely nothing bad will happen, what with all the guns they have.

A mysterious figure has snuck on to the Plump Vertex, baffling the party with his strange behavior and odd request: someone has taken over Magister Grumblebeard's tower and is using his dwarf-forged experiments for nefarious ends! Will the party be able to help or will they do something extremely, extremely unadvisable? Take a wild guess!

The party heads to Falkirk, following information gathered from the Grove of Llano that a completely different agent of a completely different cult dedicated to the Hunter may be active within the town; it would seem that its mayor, Lucas Park, is up to no good. But just where did Lucas disappear to, why is he so interested in the old fey ruins, and what in the world is a hypercube?   There is a strong visual component to this week's episode, so if you would like to see it, you should head on over to the lp.zone thread.

What should be a simple and easy going couple of days for the gang rapidly turns into a fight for their lives as Foreigner goes on the offensive, intent on taking them down! Explosions, zombies, gunshots, and drones all feature prominently in this, the thrilling conclusion to the Double Vision chapter of Bodies in Motion! Will our heroes survive long enough to find Magnetic Springs' greatest treasure?   Foreigner was designed by friend of the show A Meat. Foreigner's localized name is The Invader.

The Free City Council has taken an interest in the events surrounding Helanda and have assigned Lt. Broadmoor to investigate and stamp out the Cult of the Golden Dawn; to that end, they have given him their most powerful weapon: expense reports on which he can justify a theoretically unlimited amount of spending. His first task is to hire the party to join him in investigating the Grove of Llano. Of course, they have their own reasons for being interested in grove...

It seems the mysterious Stand user that killed Jon Jon isn't the only one that wants the map the party has gotten their hands on and, what's worse, they've set their sights on the group with every intention to take it before they can discover its worth. Just what is the greatest treasure of Magnetic Springs and why does every Stand user want it? Will they be able to survive the devastating strength of Cage The Elephant or the twisted plans of Hip To Be Square? Find out in this episode of Bodies in Motion!

The shadow revolutionaries finally step into the light; they've solved Derelictus' food shortage and are using their meager free time to expand their power base or do silly things. Also a special guest appearance by everyone's favorite rant boy!