Synopsis
Following the journey to watch, in chronological order, every movie listed in Steven Jay Schneider's 1001 MOVIES YOU MUST SEE BEFORE YOU DIE.
Episodes
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NonficNov: The Nietzsche Revalation and Charlie Chaplin
12/11/2023 Duration: 20minWherein the narrator carries on with Nonfiction November, reading an essay by Nietzsche about the New Testament in which he reveals some pretty striking things about himself--then some digressions into Shakespeare and Chaplin and personal blinders. email: thousandmoveiproject[at]gmail[dot]com
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Nonfiction November: Intro, John Berger's Big Meal, and the NCE of the KJV of TNT
09/11/2023 Duration: 12minWherein the narrator, jumping on a trend to focus on nonfiction for the month of November, recounts some recent reading: John Berger's strangely interesting essay about the biggest meal of the day, and the Synoptic Gospels from the Norton Critical Edition of the King James Version of The New Testament. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com
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The Shametag
07/11/2023 Duration: 20minWherein the narrator explains a recent hiatus, explains how two consecutive episodes got bundled into one before getting deleted, and then riffs (cuz why not?) about the thing, at work, that they fix on your chest when you forget your nametag. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com
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Mack Attack
16/10/2023 Duration: 29minWherein the narrator riffs about a recent music discovery, cites two interesting passages from a George Bush biography, and tells a long story about the time he almost got a show with a podcast network. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail
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Full Moon Haircut
09/10/2023 Duration: 21minWherein the narrator goes thrifting, has some success, gets a little high on it, and then gets brought back to earth by a friendly bartender; also tries to decipher what Barbara said about her haircut. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com
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James Ellroy's New Boredom in THE ENCHANTERS, and Grocery Store Mindfulness
29/09/2023 Duration: 21minWherein the narrator gives a very circuitous review of James Ellroy's new novel and then digresses, recounts a couple of customer encounters at the grocery store that he's been chewing on, tryna change his ways, y'know? for a bit of art in the mail, send your mailing address to thousandmovieproject[at]gmail
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Calling Out Sick (Now With a Surprise Ending!)
21/09/2023 Duration: 21minWherein the narrator talks about feeling guilty whenever he wants to call out from work, and how this becomes a pretty vicious cycle considering how he always wants to call out from work. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com
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"Pumpkin Shit"
17/09/2023 Duration: 16minWherein the narrator talks about finishing his new book, having no ongoing creative project, mindfulness and working at a grocery store during pumpkin season. want a doodle/letter? send your mailing address to thousandmovieproject[at]gmail[dot]com
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"Lincoln Lawyer" Lifehard
08/09/2023 Duration: 21minWherein the narrator watches a Netflix pilot and digresses into how LAW AND ORDER does a great job of capturing how hard it is to be alive. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail
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Day of Study: Long Island Serial Killer & Other Sunday Observations
21/07/2023 Duration: 15minWherein the narrator, after a preamble about how emotionally hazardous it is to go on a news binge, binges the news. Topics include: - Long Island Serial Killer - Stressful readings - Mystery novelists hating cell phones - World's pretty big email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail I took down the Patreon, since I don't feel comfortable collecting pledges without providing super-consistent weekly episodes, but if, in the meantime, you're interested in supporting the show, feel free to grab something from the eBay store! https://www.ebay.com/str/viewfromthebar
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Joyce Carol Oates, Thriller Test, and the Painful New Yorker Article
14/07/2023 Duration: 21minWherein the narrator makes a connection between some pretty disparate things and ultimately reaches some conclusions about some thrillers he's been reading, a terrifying story about penises in the New Yorker, and men's insecurities. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail
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Groceries to the Top, the Contrarian, "I Hate the Internet!"
07/07/2023 Duration: 12minGroceries to the Top, the Contrarian, "I Hate the Internet!" by Alexander Sorondo
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Home Alone, Can't Sleep, Acts of Passion
05/07/2023 Duration: 17minWherein the narrator, home alone with Marie visiting family, gives a sleepless riff about some disturbing video he can't get out of his head, September babies, heatwaves crime, and acts of passion--then gets around eventually to what he actually wanted to talk about. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail
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Dermatology, Ghosts, Aliens
03/07/2023 Duration: 13minWherein the narrator riffs about his fear of melanoma, some recentish revelations about aliens, and some wonderful ghost marketing. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail.com
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Bestseller Binge
15/06/2023 Duration: 11minWherein the narrator riffs about reading a series of blockbuster bestsellers, that billionaire Kraft and his escapades on Bird Road, plus some other things. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail
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The Algorithm & Me | April Diary
03/05/2023 Duration: 09minWherein the narrator, in yet another diary entry from way back in April, riffs on the mysteries surrounding the eBay algorithm, and how he might or might not have tripped into one of its traps. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail.com
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The Postal Worker I Don't Get Along With | April Diary Five
18/04/2023 Duration: 07minWherein the narrator, bouncing back from a string of bad sales days, has to figure some way around his bloodfeud with a mail carrier. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail ebay: https://www.ebay.com/str/viewfromthebar
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Spring Forward | April Diary Four
17/04/2023 Duration: 07minWherein the narrator, showing up at the Goodwill Bins before sunrise, muses on that time he worked at Cheesecake Factory and the clocks rolled forward an hour. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail ebay: https://www.ebay.com/str/viewfromthebar
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Bins Diary Three
12/04/2023 Duration: 08minWherein the narrator avoids the bins in lieu of a Goodwill, but the Goodwill proves a bust, and Paul Auster cannot find his eggs. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail ebay: https://www.ebay.com/str/viewfromthebar
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Bins Diary Two
11/04/2023 Duration: 06minWherein the narrator visits the bins once again, sells some X-Files, and gets thrifty with friendships. email: thousandmovieproject[at]gmail ebay: https://www.ebay.com/str/viewfromthebar