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Yours hosts watch a wierd one to consume in 2023 as we review "Cogenitor". We lament that they picked Trip to be the vehicle for a little too much American style freedom as Reed takes Mrs. Ugg for a wide in his Weapons Bay. 

Your heroes review "The Breach", the most unlikely combination of rock climbing and space racists you have ever seen! We get a very confusing but specific set of problems as the NX-01 sends Travis, his biceps, and some dweebs to rescue scientists. Also Phlox has his Very Special Episode.

That's a big 10-4 there good buddy as we see some more Space Trucker Justice in "Horizon". While the NX-01 goes on a side quest of Trip flirting with T'Pol, Mayweather visits home sweet...ship? Can Travis keep his little bro from going full Space Coward or Space Fascist?

We will have order in this judicial process as we review "Judgment"! Enterprise indulges its best habits as Archer gets a taste of Law & Order: Qapla Unit, JG gets to do his thing, and we get a heaping pile of crunchy Klingon backstory.

The recovery of Season Two from it's scatalogical description takes a step back as we review "The Crossing". When the NX-01 encounters humanity's first brush with the dreaded body snatch plotline, everyone - particularly the writers - make every incorrect decision. 

We reach an unexpected high point in the Trek Space Prison Break genre as we review "Canamar". This might be a well-worn trope, but nothing like getting an actor from Shawshank while copying Nic Cage's best move to get the most out of it!

Our journey through Season 2 puts up its first winning streak as we review "Future Tense". Enterprise's worst plotline puts up its best entry as the NX-01 crew works through a Doctor Who plot, but in a good way. That said, would it have killed Trip to call someone when he found a hell portal?

We see what it is like when Enterprise gets its act together as we review "Cease Fire". As the show suddenly remembers its own premise, Archer and T'Pol meet the very best Special Guest Stars as they try and negotiate while Trip manages to show character growth.

Your hosts get a bad case of tonal whiplash as we review "Stigma"! Nothing quite like pairing a classic Trek move like analyzing a current year issue through a Trek plot device as T'Pol battles Space AIDS, but did they have to pair it with a screwball comedy beat about Trip plowing one of Phlox's wives?

Ever wanted to see "Darmok", but absent the interesting plot device? How about "The Enemy" but just boring? Good news, we are reviewing "Dawn"! Trip takes his shirt off and is stranded on a planet (again) and fights Reptile before discovering the power of Friendship.

To the great relief of your beleaguered hosts, we actually got to review a decent episode this week in the form of "The Catwalk"! When the NX-01 needs to create a little hobo camp in the nacelle to avoid bad space weather, we get some Space Jackboots, a bucket for a seat, character development, and the first ever use of a future leader's favorite trick.

An old energy sweeps through the veins of your hosts and the Hateful Journey re-emerges as we review "Precious Cargo". Is Padma Lakshmi's 'acting' the worst thing to ever happen to Star Trek? Who let this air, and how much money did he ow the mob? This might be the worst one of them all.

All of your host's best and longest memes come to life when they review "Vanishing Point"! At last we get a Star Trek episode about how the transporter is a soul-snatching hell machine...but can the Enterprise writers managed to deliver on such a great premise? Of course not!

The Season Turd adventures continue as we force ourselves to come up with things to talk about regarding "Singularity"? This is an episode where everyone has a case of the Mondays over petty beefs until...T'Pol makes Archer take a shower. God help us.

When Reed leaves his new iPhone at the restaurant it leads to wacky...invisible man gags? That's right, we review "The Communicator"! Archer gets to indulge his head wound fetish yet again while the continuity becomes almost too much for the plot to handle.

The boys reunite with one of their favorite guest stars as they review  "The Seventh". What happens when Capt. Manchild gets asked by his friend for help in restoring her Vulcan Vice Cop honor? An episode where Mayweather is the best thing going.

The Enterprise writers take a classic western/frontier story and manage to do nothing with it in "Marauders"! When the NX-01 swings by a remote gas station to fill up, Archer forces his help on people who don't want it. Then Klingons show up for a Scooby-Doo level fight sequence!

Our savagery knows no bounds as we are forced to watch and review "A Night in Sickbay" - an episode so bad, it defies brief description. Witness as Archer fails to have basic adult coping skills, more cringe exploitation happens, and we question the sanity and good sense of everyone involved. 

The NX-01 gets a refit AND helps itself to some totally not suspect brisket at the local Space Buc-ee's in "Dead Stop"! Trip and Reed try to Solid Snake, Archer has poorly articulated feelings, and we find out the real reason Mayweather is on this show as we review this shadow two-parter.

It's just two lads talking about disarming some bombs  ... but enough about Joseph and Peter, this is an episode about "Minefield". When the NX-01 oopsie doodles into a very confusing trap, Reed finds chit-chatting with Archer so intolerable, he tries to eighty-six himself on the spot. We feel you, bro.