V'ger Please!

That guy who does all the best video game narrations helps Seven of Nine hunt an evil (?) space whale in "Bliss"! When the Trap Queen does what shes does best, it's up to the cyborg to shoot up her workplace and team up with an annoying child to save the day! It's mostly fine I guess!

Voyager suffers the astonishing and rare loss of a shuttlecraft as it provides "Gravity", the episode that Interstellar was clearly ripped off of. Thankfully, Nolan skipped over the part where the A plot is Tank Girl falling in love with a logic robot who is getting the worst advice from a charmless convict.

Prepare your old-timey radio voices and charge your ray guns, your podcast heroes are reviewing "Bride of Chaotica!" This week, Tom goes full metagamer, Janeway shows total in-character commitment, and Neelix gets the job he was born for. 

Your podcast heroes make a triumphant return from with a review of "Latent Image". The EMH deals with an epic Blue Screen of Death to date as he tries to cope with a tragic question - does picking Harry over the Super 90's Chick make him a Real Boy?

Lace up those jackboots and prepare the high collars, as Voyager tangles with it's 872nd group of Delta Quadrant Space Fascists in "Counterpoint"! Kathy gets a kiss good enough to go back for seconds, and Peter is rooting for this one...but will Jay Leno Chin's lack of charisma doom this love voyage?

We watch Bad Boy Tom do the hardest time there is as we review “Thirty Days”. Voyager goes full Saved by the Bell to explain why Tom is suddenly the resident Seaquest DSV superfan, but some A+ special effects and Delaney Sisters cameos later, it’s prison time well spent!

We visit with our least favorite writer/producer one final time as we watch "Nothing Human", which is ANOTHER 'Dr. Space Mengele' rehash. Witness as Joseph and Peter experience a peak Jeri Taylor installment as a good idea is wasted on terrible writing. Farewell Ms. Taylor, we won't miss you!

Another day, another chance for Janeway to screw over the entire Delta Quadrant as we review "Infinite Regress". Jeri Ryan turns her Acting Shields to maximum as she takes over the episode with a smile, but are the real victims the Tron Turds? Of course they are!

Break out the Vulcan children’s choir because your podcast heroes are finally reviewing “Timeless”, an episode so good it forgives the director for inventing Detective Tuvok. Every trope gets flipped on its head when Harry Kim is hard as nails, Chakotay is the one doing the co-opting, and it’s not even a total bottle episode! What strange wonders we have behold!

Your podcast heroes are assigned the responsibility of reviewing “Once Upon a Time”, creating a house divided. Can Joseph convince Peter that it was worth it to wade through bad child acting and C- effort from Ensign Mom Hair so you could get to some quality Space Cat Freakouts?

Our favorite first officer turns up the charm to 11 for a hot date with Space Mewtwo Ellen Tigh for "In The Flesh"! In the most underrated crazytown episode Voyager ever produced, we suddenly find out...Species 8472 are totally reasonable and also like to bone? Wait really?

Prepare your sweat glands for the Force 5 intensity of a B'Elanna episode as the boys review "Extreme Risk". Don your Scale Mail HALO jump gear and prep yourself for D- plot lovingly papered over by B+ character development (and plenty of shots showing off those sweet '98 Voyager post-gym bods).

Your podcast heroes deal with a certified stinker ad they review Drone, featuring Worst Janeway, Seven the Real Girl, and a special guest star that looks like a Power Rangers villain crossed with Niles Crane. It's terrible!

Ops! Tactical! Helm! Engineering! Medbay! By your powers combined, Voyager ventures into the Brannon Braga era with "Night". Your podcast heroes enjoy 25 minutes of deep character development and innovative camera moves followed up by the worst episode of Captain Planet you never saw. It's...great?

Enjoy this recording of our livestream! Your podcast heroes reflect on the season-that-was and hand out their famous End of Season Awards!

Your podcast heroes experience Voyager at a level of unfathomable self-awareness as they review the Season 4 finale, “Hope and Fear”! We crack wise about Ray Wise, marvel at Glock Frisbee, and cheer from the cheap seats as someone finally tells Janeway that deals with Robot Zombies are bad!

Your podcast heroes are happy to self-isolate with the well-timed review of "One" - the Voyager episode you needed after two weeks alone! Is our return-to-Voyager honeymoon already wearing off as we once again deal with a 'hey look Seven of Nine is becoming a person' story? Strap in for ALL the budget savings!

Enjoy this super sized return to the Delta Quadrant as your podcast heroes celebrate 100 episodes (and the comforting dulcet tones of Voyager) with assistance from Mike and Tarran from Hail and Well Met! Is "Demon" good? Is it bad? Listen and find out...but know one thing for sure - it's sure as heck Star Trek!

Previously only for download to our Patron supporters, we present the best episode we have ever done - the review of the fantastic TNG XXX Parody! Listen with reverence as Peter and Joseph marvel at the plot continuity, acting chops, and formulaic nature of 20 minute sex scenes.

Your podcast heroes finally cash it in and head back to the Delta Quadrant - but not before Picard spits out one more C- entry for them to digest! Joseph and Peter discuss Borg OSHA violations, Rios being The Most Spanish, and the best Voyager callback of them all.