Synopsis
Two for None is a comedy cricket podcast featuring two great mates who are themselves, pretty terrible cricketers. What they lack in skill they make up for in banter, research and a tragic love of the game!
Episodes
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Episode 82 - Aus V Ind - The Destruction of Dehli
24/02/2023 Duration: 26minAustralia get rick-rolled again and it was such a shellacking that even Jai Singh is feeling sorry for us! What happens when Australia only use the broom? Jadedja takes 7 and we look like fools! Subscribe for more and email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
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Episode 81 - Aus V Ind - The Demolition in Nagpur with Jai Singh
16/02/2023 Duration: 30minWhile Chris is out on Dad Duty, Pat is chatting to TFN's own in-house Indian cricket correspondent, Jai Singh for a full debrief on the demolition in Nagpur. The Aussie men's team losing by an innings and over 100 runs. Yikes! email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
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Episode 80 - Summer wrap, Mankad feaver and Big Dad Energy with Alex Spinks and TK Hawkey
01/02/2023 Duration: 01h03minChris Barty is now a dad! So Alex Spinks steps into the host chair with Pat. TK Hawkey chimes in with a bulletin from a Brit and Pat and Spinks come up with their all time Dad attributes XI for Barto. Music The Kooks, Bad Taste in my mouth, Unshelved Records 2008. All music and clips used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence see apra.com.au for details. You can contact us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
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Episode 79 - Better Late Than Never with Alex Spinks
10/01/2023 Duration: 56minDid Pat forget to upload this episode because he was in Margaret River, off the grid and up to his eyeballs in cabernet? Yes indeed. Is it still a cracking episode? You tell us! Were talking runouts, wild catches, SA V Aus and the decline of test cricket. Music is Help by the Beatles EMI 1966. All music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini license, contact apra.com.au for details. email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
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Episode 78 - Christmas eve uncertainty, Bazball rulz and the Philosophers XI
27/12/2022 Duration: 58minPat and Chris launch an enquiry into the greenest Gabba wicket in decades, TK Hawkey sings Bazballs praises, Adam Hassan bemoans Pakistan injuries and Barto presents the Philosophers XI. Get around it! Clips and music in this episode was Somethin' Stupid (Frank and Nancy Sinatra 1967 reprise records and the kareoke version of jingle bells by sing king on youtube. the two for none theme is written and performed by me! All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence. See APRA.com.au for details
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Episode 77 - WI get rolled, Warner's bombshell and Bazball with TK Hawkey, Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan and Jai Singh
13/12/2022 Duration: 01h04minA collossal two weeks in cricket. Pakistan and England fight out a crazy test series, records tumble in the Aus v WI series and Indian cricket reaches a turning point. Featuring Alex Spinks, Adam Hassan, Tom Hawkey and Jai Singh. Clips and music in this episode was Run by OneRepublic 2021 interscope and Vogue - Madonna 1980 Warner borthers and the two for none theme is written and performed by me! All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA/AMCOS online mini licence. Contact apra.com.au for details.
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Episode 76 - Season 5 Begins with Chris Goodrick, Alex Spinks and TK Hawkey
27/11/2022 Duration: 59minTwo For None is back for 22/23 and we have upped our game! New segments, all your favourite correspondents and even a new editor! Pat and Chris are back to talk T20 World Cup, ODIs v England, the rise of T10 cricket and the importance of the Prime Minister's 11 as well as the Prime Ministers' 11. Stay tuned for that! All clips and music used in conjunction with our APRA-AMCOS online mini licence, see apra.com.au for more details. Big thanks to Mike Wilcox for editing. Follow us on Facebook or email gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
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Episode 75 - Season 4 Finale! With Adam Hassan and Heidi Cheadle
19/04/2022 Duration: 46minPat and Chris are joined by Heidi all the way from the UK to wrap up a memorable 21/22 cricket summer. Adam Hassan leaves a series wrapping tape full of optimism for Pakistan cricket. Clips in this episode were 8 Bit dubstep by Ross Bugden check out his youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/c/RossBugden/videos and Tripple Ms coverage of the 21/22 ashes series All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028
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Epiosde 74 - Aussies win in Pakistan and Tales from Tour! Plus Womens WC Update!
29/03/2022 Duration: 01h09minPat and Chris wrap up the Australia v Pakistan test series win with help from Alex Spinks. Heidi Cheadle drops by with an update on the Womens ODI WC and Adam Hassan debuts a new segment - Tales from Tour! Clips in this episode were This is how we do it by Montell Jordan 1994 Def Jam Records , I wanna know what love is by Foreigner Atlantic records 1984, All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028
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Episode 73 - A cracker in Karachi with Alex Spinks and Adam Hassan!
19/03/2022 Duration: 52minA truly amazing game in Karachi ends in a draw that had all results on the table! Adam Hassan is delighted and Alex Spinks bemoans the follow on. Clips in this episode Ross Bugden-Evening / June, find him on youtube and In the End by Linkin Park off Hybrid Theory 2001 Warner Brothers, All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028
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Episode 72 - A drawn out draw and a legend passes. Vale Warnie with Alex Spinks and Adam Hassan
13/03/2022 Duration: 37minThe first test of the Aus v Pakistan series ends in a draw, while the cricketing world mourns the loss of a legend. Pat and Chris are joined by Alex Spinks and Adam Hassan to cover it all.
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Episode 71 - Pakistan series preview with Adam Hassan!
03/03/2022 Duration: 40minOn the eve of the historic series of Australia v Pakistan, in Pakistan - Pat, Chris and Adam Hassan jumped on a zoom call to go through all the ins and outs of what should be a fascinating test series!
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Episode 70 - BUMPER EPISODE! Womens Ashes Wrap, India V SA and JL resigns!
09/02/2022 Duration: 01h28minIts a bumper episode for Two for None for our last episode of the Aussie summer. Heidi, Pat, Chris, Tom Hawkey and Alex Spinks give in-depth analysis on the Womens Ashes Series, Jai and Chris Goodrick wrap the SA v IND series in South Africa and Pat and Chris disect the JL dismissal. Its a massive episode of TFN! Credits: History Repeating by Propellerheads 1998 Dreamworks records, Simply the best by Tina Turner 1991 Capitol records, Fox Spots coverage of the 2021/22 ashes, Remember me is by Blueboy Altra Moda 1997 and Tame Impala Modular 2010 we are the champions queen 1977 Elektra records finally The Terminator Theme Written by Brad Fiedel of Terminator Genisys 2015. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028 Hey make sure you check us out on Facebook and you can email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com especially if you'd like to be our west indies or Bangladesh correspondent!
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Episode 69 - A shelacking in Hobat as the Aussies sweep the Ashes, Womens Ashes Preview and Pat's Special Song...
20/01/2022 Duration: 01h10minEngland get comprehensively rolled in Hobart to lose the Ashes 4-0. Tom Hawkey laments, Spinks climbs on that high horse, Heidi gets excited for the Women's series starting Thursday and Pat picks up the mic for a musical series wrap. We are the champions is Queen 1977 off news of the world, Hamilton by Lin Manuel Miranda Atlantic Music 2015, Easy by the Commodores 1977 capitol music and finally from Triple M broadcast of this ashes series. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028. Email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com for more info.
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Episode 68 - A thrilling draw at the SCG and the India v South Africa series heats up!
13/01/2022 Duration: 01h13minPat and Chris marvel at an incredible drawn test match at the SCG with the help of correspondents Tom Hawkey and Alex Spinks. Chris Goodrick and Jai Singh drop by to chat through a phenomenally tight India v South Africa series and the team previews the final Ashes Test in Hobart. We are the champions is Queen 1977 off news of the world, Why does it always rain on me by Travis off The man who 1999. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028. email us at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com especially if you'd like to be our west indies or Bangladesh correspondent!
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Episode 67 - England' s Onion of Failure as Australia takes the Ashes at the MCG 3-0!
30/12/2021 Duration: 01h17sEngland get utterly destroyed at the MCG by a rampant Australia to lose the Ashes 3-0 with two tests to play thanks to Scott Bowland's 6-7! Featuring a jubilant Alex Spinks and a despondent Tom Hawkey. West Indies Correspondent wanted! Shoot us an email at gingersnapsydney@gmail.com. Things Can Only get better by D.Ream Things Can Only Get Better lyrics © Reservoir Media Music and Monty Python BBC 1975. All clips and music used in conjunction with APRA AMCOS online mini licence OL-2028
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Episode 66 - Annihilation in Adelaide as the Aussies go up 2-0 with Heidi Cheadle, Alex Spinks and Tom Hawkey
23/12/2021 Duration: 01h04minEngland get smashed at Adelaide as Australia go up 2-0 in the 2021/22 Ashes series. Heidi Cheadle drops by for some Womens Cricket updates, Tom Hawkey gives a UK perspective and Alex Spinks cracks into the Aussie men's brilliant performance. website: www.gingersnapsydney.com email gingersnapsydney@gmail.com
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Episode 65 - Victory at the Gabba and Adelaide preview with Tom Hawkey and Alex Spinks.
15/12/2021 Duration: 54minThe Aussies kick off the Ashes with an absolute thumping of the Poms in Brisbane. It's not all roses though, injuries ripple through the Aussie camp while fear resounds an England side with some similarities to previous white washes! Pat and Chris dissect it all with Tom K Hawkey and Alex Spinks for guests!
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Episode 64 - 2021 Ashes Preview with Chris Barty and Tom K Hawkey
06/12/2021 Duration: 01h05minPat is joined in real-time by Chris Barty and Tom K Hawkey to discuss all of the ins and outs of the first test of the 2021 Ashes Series happening at the Gabba on December 8th!
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Episode 63 - TFN is back with a T20 World Cup wrap as scandals engulf world cricket
22/11/2021 Duration: 01h18minPat and Chris reunite behind the microphone to examine the T20 World Cup with the help of correspondents Adam Hassan, Michael Wood, Tom Hawkey, Chris Goodrick and Alex Spinks. Adam brings a powerful examination of the racism engulfing English cricket and Pat and Chris attempt to unpack the Tim Paine text scandal. A huge episode and return to form for TFN.