Synopsis
ABE KANAN:ON HOLD. A fast-paced, topical blend of pop culture, current events, comedy, sports and entertainment. Unconventional. Unfiltered. Uncensored.
Episodes
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 107 - 11/9/2016
10/11/2016 Duration: 01h16minEpisode 107 topics... 1. Darlene's depressed years on Roseanne 2. Cubs and election social media posts 3. Linkedin is creepy 4. The door knob and safety game 5. Cubs and Sox 6. Steroid wing in hall of fame 7. Abe used to think Latino people were white as a kid 8. All guys school and pranks on teachers 9. Lady did Abe's sandwich scam with Bologna 10. Deli's need to evolve 11. Abe got hit by a semi truck 12. People whose voices change around different people 13. People in lines to vote look like they haven't left house in years 14. People who say they need to make an appearance at a party 15. Go-to lies when you don't want to go somewhere 16. Racist pet names --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 106 - 10/27/2016
27/10/2016 Duration: 31minEpisode 106 topics... 1. Larsa Pippen leaving Scottie Pippen 2. Scottie is know for having big junk 3. Michael Jordan competitive about everything including junk 4. Suge Knight accusations about Dr. Dre trying to kill him 5. Dre and Suge both have a kid with the same woman 6. The Undertaker went to Cavaliers game in full outfit 7. Jared from Subway's wife suing Subway 8. Jared was a catch in Indiana --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 105 - 10/20/2016
21/10/2016 Duration: 50minEpisode 105 topics... 1. Sox and cubs fans 2. People who fight at sports games 3. Amy Schumer, Madonna, and Ann Coulter 4. Abe won $5000 in poker tournament 5. Guy named "Cutler" kept talking about Jay Cutler 6. Swearing to God 7. People should have to claim their poop after effects 8. Unhealthy Trump supporters 9. People who participate in Movember 10. Young men are missing a manly chromosome 11. Abe and Sam's disagreement about waitresses --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 104 - 10/11/2016
12/10/2016 Duration: 44minEpisode 104 topics... 1. Is there anything Donald Trump could do to lose his supporters 2. Trump supporters that would let Donald have sex with their wives 3. Men who hold down women 4. Chicago marathon and the runners with balls hanging out 5. Derrick Rose might be the dumbest human being on Earth 6. Abe's new life hack involving stretching at urinal 7. The search for Abraham Bass on Facebook 8. Tips on getting into radio --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 103 - 10/4/2016
04/10/2016 Duration: 52minEpisode 103 topics... 1. The lasagna that ruined Abe's day 2. Noah's Arc 3. Ric Flair sex stories and Halle Berry story 4. The baby from Nirvana's "Nevermind" recreated cover art 5. People who donate sperm 6. Do parents care about their kids junk size 7. Adopting adults --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 102 - 9/27/2016
28/09/2016 Duration: 01h02minEpisode 102 topics... 1. Sam's Arnold Palmer tribute 2. Tom Collins history 3. Jay Cutler reminds Abe of fake puking in grade school 4. Sam's work and life advice 5. Slob who had sandwich remnants on face for entire meal 6. Kid whose parents wanted him to throw lefty 7. People who share straws and joints 8. Abe's tip for guys who pass joints to strangers 9. Cocaine users should use paper or straws instead of dollar bills 10. George W. Bush would have been hilarious on cocaine 11. Xaralto lawsuit 12. The sex crazed tortoise that saved his species --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 101 - 9/15/2016
15/09/2016 Duration: 43minEpisode 101 topics... Jay the Gay joins us for a NSFW podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 100 - 9/7/2016
08/09/2016 Duration: 01h01minEpisode 100 topics... 1. Sam in Las Vegas compared to Abe 2. Misfits reunion concert in Denver 3. Danzig's ridiculous song intro's 4. People who wear Misfits gear are usually posers 5. Denver smells like weed 6. Lots of white homeless people in Denver 7. Smoking weed with homeless people 8. Abe as a homeless man 9. Skin tags grow back 10. Abe plans on winning big this weekend 11. This is our 100th episode of podcast 12. Would podcast continue without Abe 13. Reenactment of us doing podcast as old men 14. Abe taught a guy at gym an important lesson 15. People who act sick 16. Guy on Denver Train told story about crowds 17. Farting in mosh pits --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 99 - 9/1/2016
02/09/2016 Duration: 01h16minEpisode 99 topics... 1. Guy died from a hickey 2. You can't die in your dreams 3. Brock Lesnar kissed a guy on the head 4. Hulk Hogan unblocked a guy with a funny Twitter name 5. Bass was on Steve Harvey show and was given instructions 6. Joey Fatone has hit an all time low 7. Abe's neighbor chased down guy who stole Abe's mail 8. Sam got an extra box of dog treats 9. Farting in elevator 10. Listener questions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 98 - 8/23/2016
24/08/2016 Duration: 55minEpisode 98 topics... 1. Suge Knight and Straight Outta Compton 2. Celebrities who still have an aura 3. A Tony Romo reality show would be horrible 4. Guns N' Roses begging models to come to their shows 5. Brothers of celebrities who lie and say they are the celebrity 6. Low level celebrities treated like stars at crappy clubs 7. The Twinkie guy bought Playboy Mansion 8. Hugh Hefner's brother 9. Keith Hefner's widow's tweets and hashtags 10. Paul Stanley was the original Rick Roll 11. Osama Bin Laden could have been the greatest swimmer ever 12. Abe's pathetic swimming incidents --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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ABE KANAN AND EVIL DAVE ON HOWARD STERN SHOW
17/08/2016 Duration: 10minEvil Dave Letterman is a reoccurring character on the Howard Stern show. For 3 years I hosted "The Abe Kanan Show" on SiriusXM Howard 101. During that time, I worked with Evil Dave from Chicago every time he had an appearance. This was by far my favorite! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 97 - 8/10/2016
10/08/2016 Duration: 37minEpisode 97 topics... 1. Doo Wop could end gang violence 2. Abe accidentally scared a guy in parking lot 3. Boob guys 4. Thirsty guys at Bachelor parties 5. Perverted gymnastics coaches 6. Questioning liars 7. People who give their kids dumb names 8. Apple's equal pay initiative has one problem --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 96 - 8/4/2016
04/08/2016 Duration: 50minEpisode 96 topics... 1. Abe and President Obama birthdays 2. New radio studios 3. Construction workers at radio stations with drills 4. Orlando Bloom junk pictures 5. Guys who take off their shirts at parties 6. Ass cleavage shorts 7. Ass to ass rock stars 8. Things that need to be updated 9. Warren Sapp is a relationship deal breaker 10. Relationship deal breakers 11. Angry hot dog chef 12. Abe was grossed out by elotes guy 13. Draymond Green junk on Snap Chat 14. Abe's lightning fast credit card rejection --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 95 - 7/27/2016
28/07/2016 Duration: 43minEpisode 95 topics... 1. Levy Media Anniversary 2. Fake radio jobs 3. The internet is better than a lot of colleges 4. Sam explains why he wouldn't vote for Abe for President 5. Abe gives good advice to everyone himself 6. Skin tags grow back 7. Danny Gaga thought WWE draft was real 8. Danny Gaga makes return to podcast 9. Guy who doesn't let other men under his hood --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 94 - 7/19/2016
19/07/2016 Duration: 59minEpisode 94 topics... 1. Brock Lesnar fails second steroid test 2. Old man from Pawn Stars death hoax 3. People who beg for free tickets 4. Guns N' Roses talk 5. People who aren't smart 6. Radio surveys 7. Abe's latest bathroom incident 8. Ariel Winter from Modern Family grosses us out 9. Elvis impersonator took dump at McDonalds 10. The age when tripping isn't funny 11. Abe saved a bird --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 93 - 7/6/2016
07/07/2016 Duration: 54minEpisode 93 topics... 1. Dwyane Wade coming to the Chicago Bulls 2. Abe doesn't think players should be loyal to teams 3. People who are still shooting off fireworks 4. Amateur firework shows always end badly 5. Guns N' Roses concert recap 6. Fat guy was wearing see-through shorts 7. UFC 200 in Las Vegas trip 8. People who ask things that they could google --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 92 - 6/29/2016
30/06/2016 Duration: 48minEpisode 92 topics... 1. The snooze button is like being a hostage 2. Morning mask invention 3. Sam's asshole 5AM text 4. If Sam had a kid, he would do a lot of screaming 5. Sam says that Abe sleeps like a dog 6. Abe wants to put up signs with rules at his gym 7. People who still use checks 8. Sludge sent Abe a creepy check with a virtual slap in the face 9. Game of Thrones finale recap 10. George RR Martin loves YouPorn --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 91 - 6/21/2016
22/06/2016 Duration: 01h03minEpisode 91 topics... 1. Steph Curry's wife 2. Places that charge extra for BBQ sauce 3. Sam doesn't think McDonalds should give free sauce 4. Stephen A Smith's weird speech about Lebron James' wife 5. Sports radio debates never go anywhere 6. Sports radio callers are the worst 7. Chelsea Clinton gave kid the least presidential name 8. Abraham Clinton for president in 2024 9. Another guy mispronounced Abe's name 10. Having a kid in 2016 is dangerous 11. King of the castle guys are annoying 12. Women in pre-arranged marriages are like slaves 13. Roman Reigns suspended from WWE --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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PAUL STANLEY INTERVIEW 97.9 THE LOOP 6 - 16
16/06/2016 Duration: 03minPaul Stanley enjoys Abe Kanan's impression of him on the Mancow show on 97.9 The Loop in Chicago. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 90 - 6/15/2016
16/06/2016 Duration: 01h05minEpisode 90 topics... 1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip 2. People who keep posting stuff about guns 3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set 4. Bass disappears mid-podcast 5. Why did Ice Cube put Ricky on the couch in Boyz in the Hood 6. Sons of legends usually suck 7. Sludge lost his phone in Abe's car 8. Abe had to Fed Ex Sludges phone to Philadelphia 9. Abe and Sludges worst firings 10. Abe drove away from gas station with gas pump in car 11. People on Facebook who tease a surprise are the worst --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support