Movie Mastery

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/movie-mastery-master-of-disguise.mp3 It’s that Dana Carvey vehicle!  Here, I’ll sum up exactly how you remember it:  “Turtle, turtle.”  Boy, don’t you want to know exactly what sort of package that famous catchphrase comes wrapped up in?  This week, we settle in to review Master of Disguise, and it’s nothing like we expected, except for that we did expect it to be bad. Next week, we’ll finally have the guest host like we’ve been planning!  Keep the suggestions rolling in, we have a ton but random selecting dice are easy to come by!

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/movie-mastery-dead-heat.mp3 Treat Williams.  Joe Piscopo.  Vincent Price briefly. The dad from A Christmas Story.  Some 80s ladies.  All that and more crowd the screen searching for glory in the 1988 …hit?  No… offering!  There we go.  The 1988 offering Dead Heat.  We’re trying out our new format for Movie Mastery, and here’s the basics: 1.  We get recommendations from the listeners. 2.  We add those recommendations to a big list. 3.  We select one at random using whatever random method is available. 4.  We watch the trailer, then settle in to discuss what we expect from a film like this. 5.  We watch that film, and gauge our expecations. 6.  We reconvene on the mic to discuss the end results. Got a film recommendation?  Send it to Systemmastery@gmail.com or tweet it to us at System Mastery.  Bonus points if it’s easy to find, out of theatres, crazy, and cheap!

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/movie-mastery-left-behind-20141.mp3 What, it was a lazy Thursday afternoon!  System Mastery has already reviewed a few other movies.  Dungeons and Dragons, a weird Carrie sequel, whatever the heck Frankenqueen was, and so on.  It’s fun stuff for fun people.  This time we flopped down in front of Netflix and took in Left Behind, the rapture movie that’s afraid to say Rapture. Hey, does anyone actually like these movie reviews when we do them?  If they’re something folks enjoy, we’ll do more and swap them over to a different feed so that we aren’t crowding up our regular feed.  Maybe even get another viewer in with us so that it’s not quite so samey.  Let us know via the usual channels if we should keep this sort of thing going, and if so, what we should be watching!