Not Real Runners

Whelp, somehow we cheated death for a whole year. Listen to us get ROASTED!

John, Sara, and Mario talk about the weirdness of the last West Coast RunDisney race!

Sara and John went down south to try out the Rock 'n' Roll Savannah Marathon. You may be surprised what we think of the race. Plus updates on the tour pass and Vegas concert. 

There was a huge costume contest and you will never believe who won! In this episode we review Disneyland Halloween, West Hollywood, and most importantly Rock 'n' Roll Los Angeles Half Marathon. Happy Halloween!

How are people going to know how to Avenge The Strip? How will we know the best time to go to RnR LA Expo? Will we ever know the perks of the rewards program of Michaels? Listen and see! 

Say goodbye! 

Get HIGHped because we're reporting straight from the mile high city. Today we talk about the end of competitor magazine, the Denver 5K, and Christmas Vacation's cousin Eddie. 

We talk about the rock and a hard place Rock 'n' Roll Vegas is in, we go over the hottest Halloween costumes of the year and how to run in them, and we give all you couples out there a new pool game, the Mana-tease!

Expert advice from John and Sara about how to maximize your exhaustion during Dopey Weekend! We talk about the weekend, dining, going into the parks, and all the other fun stuff, because who wants to talk about training? NOT US. 

The story on everybody's lips... and ass. 

News about a big RunDisney race, a change in Rock 'n' Roll, a race with an insane amount of cheaters, John's husband cooks in the background, Sara explains math, and then a bunch of other fun!

John and Sara recap the 2017 Disneyland 10K and Half Marathon. Special Guest: Mario!

Girl, wait until we tell you who is back. Go listen to Tinkerbell Street Justice episode as a refresher. It was also a hot one at Disneyland Half Marathon weekend. 

Milk and lemon may be your next favorite alcohol mixer. Another race is cancelled. Queen Cindy is back to tell us about her favorite recipe for the perfect ice bath. 

Next week is the start of the running season again and we could not be more ready. Hear about changes, predictions, and what we're excited about for Disneyland Half Marathon! 

Sara's now shaping the young minds of impressionable children. John's doing something or other this week. Most importantly we have the very special guests from Runs In Tutus on the show to teach us the magic of running a race in a tutu. 

John and Sara check up on race news from previous articles and go over the chances of getting into any given race lottery. 

RunDisney rumors, San Francisco marathons may not get to run on the bridges, and what's the costume category for Little Rock Marathon?? Also, Cindy Rodriguez Copley is on for an interview! 

Just like the title said!! Woooooo!