We Hate Movies

On this episode, our We Love Movies month kicks off with a ridiculous dissection of the stone-cold classic, North by Northwest! With all his running around, how many opportunities does Roger Thornhill have to bathe throughout this movie? Is it possible to watch this start to finish without wanting a cocktail? And how realistic is it for someone to try and kill a guy by hitting him with a plane in a corn field? PLUS: Roger Thornhill meets the Men in Black! North by Northwest stars Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint, James Mason, Jessie Royce Landis, Leo G. Carroll, Adam Williams, and Martin Landau as Leonard; directed by Alfred Hitchcock. Catch the guys on the road now—next stop Denver! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Crispy Critters, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna? & Mortal Kombat designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclu

On the terrifying conclusion of the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular, the guys welcome back friends of the show, James A. Janisse and Chelsea Rebecca from Dead Meat to chat about the outrageous (and superior to the original) sequel, Leprechaun 2! What’s the deal with Leprechaun’s man servant he’s had with him for centuries? How creepy is his “Wedding Chamber” he stashes the girl inside? And dear lord, weren’t there any other actors to play these kids? PLUS: Did the Leprechaun sink the Titanic?  Leprechaun 2 stars Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath, Shevonne Durkin, Adam Biesk, James Lancaster, Clint Howard, Jimmy Robertson, Al White, Tony Cox, and Sandy Baron as Morty; directed by Rodman Flender. Catch the guys on the road in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto—starting THIS WEEK! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/we

On this exciting edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters about terrible teachers, disgusting movie promotional material, and one of the worst liars to ever live. Plus, ALL November WLM content is revealed, including special Patreon material! And that's not all! We even start things off with an all-new VHS Trailer Game!  Want your weird stories read on the air? Have a question for the gang? Then write in to the WHM Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com!  Catch the guys on the road in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto—starting THIS WEEK! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular goes back to the Catholic Horror realm with the outrageous sequel, The Exorcist III! Has George C. Scott ever played a more unhinged powder keg of a character? Has Dourif ever been better on-screen? And what kind of maniac goes and sees It’s a Wonderful Life 37 times in theaters? PLUS: George C. Scott gleefully recommends his ex-wife for the role of The Devil! The Exorcist III stars George C. Scott, Ed Flanders, Brad Dourif, Jason Miller, Nicol Williamson, Scott Wilson, Nancy Fish, George DiCenzo, Grand L. Bush, Mary Jackson, Tracy Thorne, and Harry Carey Jr. as Father Kanavan; directed by William Peter Blatty.   Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/list

On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular keeps rolling through Franchise Town as the gang chats about the 1981 slasher sequel, Halloween II! How delightfully unhinged is Loomis in this one? Do we see that EMT’s taint in the hot tub? How hilarious is the comedy duo of Brackett and Loomis? And was that really the best wig the costume department could find? PLUS: Loomis freaks out at a movie theater concession stand! Halloween II stars Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasance, Charles Cyphers, Jeffrey Kramer, Lance Guest, Pamela Susan Shoop, Hunter von Leer, Leo Rossi, Gloria Gifford, Tawny Moyer, Ana Alicia, Ford Rainey, Cliff Emmich, Nancy Stephens, and Dick Warlock as The Shape; directed by Rick Rosenthal. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.

On this month's spooktacular WLM, the guys are chatting about one of their all-time faves, John Carpenter's OG Halloween! How drunkenly annoying is Loomis to anyone and everyone he encounters in the film? How much butter did Annie spill on her shirt to necessitate doing laundry? And how many of these Haddonfield parents are—LONNIE! GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THERE! THIS EPISODE IS FOR SUBSCRIBERS ONLY! To instantly access the full-length ep on Halloween '78, along with countless hours of additional exclusive content, click over to our Patreon and sign up today!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the 2022 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang chats about the ridiculous sequel, Hellraiser: Bloodline! Why bother with this terrible future-set framing device? Couldn’t we get a little more Adam Scott for our buck? And where in the HELL is Butterball!?! PLUS: Be sure you select the Demon-o’s Delivery Insurance when ordering all your demons and souls online! Hellraiser: Bloodline stars Bruce Ramsay, Valentina Vargas, Charlotte Chatton, Adam Scott, Kim Myers, Mickey Cottrell, Courtland Mead, Louis Mustillo, and Doug Bradley as Pinhead; directed by Kevin Yagher (as Alan Smithee). Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back long-time friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the ridiculous, sci-fi teen thriller, Disturbing Behavior! What’s with this obnoxious UV character and all his hype man stuff? How stupid was MGM thinking they could mindlessly strip 40 minutes out of this movie and have it still make sense? And why can’t we get any career justice for James Marsden? PLUS: The return of our beloved Egg Lawyer, this time playing Egg Principal!  Disturbing Behavior stars James Marsden, Katie Holmes, Nick Stahl, Bruce Greenwood, Steve Railsback, Katharine Isabelle, Ethan Embry, and William Sadler as Dorian Newberry; directed by David Nutter. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies Se

This week on We Hate Movies, the guys are ready to go play in the mud one more time as they talk about the FOURTH installment in the beloved, flatulent, animated franchise, Shrek Forever After! Why have a gigantic goose in your fairy tale movie if you’re not going to have it lay a golden egg? Why does this movie start like a Cassavetes drama? And did they really pull an It’s a Wonderful Life for this fourth film? PLUS: Shrek reviews the film adaptation of Room! Shrek Forever After stars Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Julie Andrew, John Cleese, Walt Dohrn, Jane Lynch, Craig Robinson, Lake Bell, Kathy Griffin, Mary Kay Place, Kristen Schaal, Meredith Vieira, Larry King, Ryan Seacrest, and Jon Hamm as Brogan; directed by Mike Mitchell. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies v

On this week's episode, this title may be on the H feed, but it’s a total WLM as the guys welcome back friend of the show Josh Lewis, from the Sleazoids podcast to help spread the word about the totally under-seen action classic, Stone Cold! How great is this cold open in the grocery store? Was The Boz’s mullet designed by NASA? And just marvel at this wild helicopter stunt at the end! PLUS: The film features one of the most disgusting smoothies we’ve seen since End of Days!  Stone Cold stars Brian ‘The Boz’ Bosworth, William Forsythe, Arabella Holzbog, Sam McMurray, Richard Gant, Evan James, Paulo Tocha, David Tress, and Lance Henriksen as Chains; directed by Craig R. Baxley.  Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See om

On the season 13 premiere of We Hate Movies, the chicken comes home to roost as the guys are, thanks to Chris’s VHS Trailer Game victory, forced to talk about the colossal, Dan Aykroyd-directed failure, Nothing But Trouble! Why is it just the two shots with the dick nose? Why did WB let Danny take the helm instead of cancelling the project outright? And what is going on with the giant babies? PLUS: The exciting reveal of Chris Cabin’s VHS Trailer Game victory Cameo!  Nothing But Trouble stars Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, Valri Bromfield, Taylor Negron, Bertila Damas, Daniel Baldwin, Peter Aykroyd, and Brian Doyle-Murray; directed by Dan Aykroyd. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com

On this month’s WLM, the gang is chatting about the fantastic second installment of one of the greatest film trilogies of all time, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers! In the extended edition, how hilarious are all the additional Christopher Lee puttering around his house scenes? Has Ian McKellen been any better than his transformation from Gandalf the Gray to Gandalf the White? And how great does Aragorn—WHOA THERE, little hobbit, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live at City Winery, November 21, 2021, in Nashville, TN This week on the program, the guys have one more week to soak up the sun before the start of season 13, so they're releasing their hilarious show on Footloose, recorded live in the great city of Nashville! Why did this town think to outlaw dancing, but not drunk driving? Is this the most handsome Chris Penn ever looked on screen? And how about that wild opening foot montage? PLUS: Eric tells us all about the time he saw John Lithgow's naked behind!  Footloose stars Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer, John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest, Chris Penn, John Laughlin, and Sarah Jessica Parker as Rusty; directed by Herbert Ross. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio

Recorded live at the D.C. Improv, April 26, 2022, in Washington D.C. The days are getting shorter and the summer is winding down, but the guys are still kicking their feet up at the beach, so this week they’re releasing their outrageous live show on Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! How weird is this mother/son relationship between Stallone and Getty? How many Jurassic Park victims can you shove into one movie? And what in the WORLD is with all the pineapple? PLUS: Estelle Getty convinces some of Gotham’s biggest supervillains to end it all! Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot stars Sylvester Stallone, Estelle Getty, JoBeth Williams, Martin Ferrero, and Roger Rees as Parnell; directed by Roger Spottiswoode. Catch the guys on the road this fall in the U.S.A. AND their Canadian debut in Toronto! Tickets on sale now! Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/weh

On this edition of our Lifetime movie chat show, we're talking about the outrageous, nearly Vivica A. Fox-less thriller, The Wrong Roommate! This wild movie, from A Talking Cat!?! auteur David DeCoteau, features Vivica A. Fox as a detective cold on the trail, a handsome stud who may be interested in teenage girls, and Eric Roberts as a—whoa there! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, we're reading some unhinged letters AND announcing new tour dates for the fall! As we opened the mail bag last night, letters flew out about encountering The Dice-man buying CDs to copulate to, a nerd freaking out about not seeing an X-Men Origins: Wolverine trailer, an American Pie actor playing Nickelback covers, someone's dad creating Minions, and more!  PLUS: Don't miss out on our fall shows when we hit Denver, Salt Lake City, Phoenix, and, making our CANADIAN debut, Toronto! Head over to our website to buy tickets now—Toronto, your tix are going on sale next week, so stay tuned, we'll let you know!  Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live at the Comedy Zone, November 18, 2021, in Charlotte, NC Still grilling on the beach and pounding margaritas on vacation, this week the guys are releasing their outrageous live episode on the total Dadfernoon classic, Under Siege! How fabulous is Gary Busey's drag routine? Why is this captain insisting on having a surprise party? And did Poppy Bush's re-election campaign strategically get him that cameo at the beginning of the film? PLUS: What if Gary Busey auditioned for Han Solo!?!  Under Siege stars Steven Seagal, Gary Busey, Tommy Lee Jones, Erika Eleniak, Damian Chapa, Troy Evans, Patrick O'Neal, Glenn Morshower, Bernie Casey, Raymond Cruz, and Lee Hinton as. Cue Ball; directed by Andrew Davis. Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about one of the absolute best films about a dead guy who gets turned into a robot, Paul Verhoeven's Robocop! Has there been a smarmier, nastier villain than the great Kurtwood Smith's portrayal of Clarence Boddicker? How great are all the interstitial TV bits? And why have we, as a society, moved so far away from—FREEZE, CREEP! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!  Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live at the Majestic Theatre, October 16, 2021, in Detroit, MI On this week's show, the guys are still on vacation, so they are once again unlocking the WHM vault present to you this super-fun show from last year where the topic of conversation was the crummy sequel, Robocop 3! Why did they need to add rockets and make Murphy fly? Shouldn't this film have just been about Robocop training the next generation of robotic law enforcement? And should Murphy really have been filming Lewis's death like that? PLUS: The exciting, nail-biting finale of the VHS TRAILER GAME!  Robocop 3 stars Robert John Burke, Nancy Allen, Mario Machado, Remy Ryan, Rip Torn, John Castle, CCH Pounder, Stephen Root, Daniel von Bargen, Stanley Anderson, and screen legend Mako as Kanemitsu; directed by Fred Dekker. Check out the WHM Merch Store -- featuring new Seagal Sucks, MINGO!, WHAT IF Donna?, Mortal Kombat & Bean Dinner designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fm Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.c

Recorded live at Laugh Boston, April 24, 2022 in Boston, Massachusetts  WHM may be on vacation, but the laughs keep coming! On this episode, it's the live show where we made our triumphant return to Beantown to talk about the Sylvester Stallone/Arnold Schwarzenegger team-up film, Heat for Morons—er, Escape Plan! Why did we need to see Sly break out of a completely unrelated prison at the beginning? How many people work for Stallone's jail security firm and is it more than three? And wow, did that Arnold "vegetarian" line drop like a sack of rocks! PLUS: Angry Divorced Guy feuds with his salty, Armenian landlady!  You have a few more days to check out the replay of our Ghostbusters: Afterlife live show that happened last Friday. Don't miss out! You can catch the replay here now through Friday, August 5! Escape Plans stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson, Vincent D'Onofrio, Jim Caviezel, Amy Ryan, Faran Tahir, Vinnie Jones, and, for some reason, Sam Neill as Dr. Kyrie; dir