Bb On Blast

Secret squirrel, gummy koalas, time capsules, armpits, bellybuttons, streaking, bozo noms, bed hopping, BBAU style and love heart hands to our listeners. hippytard redux, boinking, ear wax, plaid, chips, and a hung jury.

Cactus veto, three headed monster, hairballs, pricks, unbreakable bonds, fake eviction and slut shame on you, UK style.

Hackey sacks, baseball bats, volcano, hinky votes, hedge abuse, saliva, vodka and say no to side boob.

A two hour advertisement for washing powder and sofas; no wonder Christine won Power of Veto. A UK flavour, a fart in a jar, 'you might as well put it in', Sharry gets shafted and Loveta gets pucked. Revenge is sweet!

Endemol goes international! Launch week covered! Casinos, wildcards, stereotypes, bores. Who are they? A bunch of bores and two legends. Hats off, Canada, for taking the risk.

Put your funeral clothes on! Final feast, noms grudges that last forever, milking it, moustache mistakes, true love, pointless jugglers, college basketball, friends and family and a limited amount of dick. You let Tiff d

Poo in a box, Jeremy gets slutshamed, GC pays homage to Morrissey with a Tony the Pony meet and greet, then gets the b-oot, Stephanie and Tiffany find redemption and hey girl, throw John a vote! Don't let Scotty T win th

The forgotten rule book, colons, fire exits, blowdrys, strippers, pigeon shit, Ok com-boo-ter, and you are what you bleat.

Bowie farce, Jonathan's che-banished, Megan's meltdown, GET JOHN OUT, the Lion King, pointy eyebrows, more toothbrush times, and Big Brother gets so much airtime it goes up like a hot air balloon. We've marked your card.

Winston get u-kicked out, Britain's got... talent? Tutus, PVC, eye contact, fucking mockeries, mugged off and time travel to the 20th century. Beangate, winegate, sniffgate.

Sixteen celebrity dregs sign up total cost: £300. What is a vaudeville? Jonathan Cheban FTW. Why? God knows. Was there even a twist? Help! Where is Dapper Laughs when you need him?

Rub a dub dub, two gameplanners in a tub. Closer retract magazine deal after Sherrie photobombs someone's eviction. Who wins? He who slips and slides. Idiot general public? You're fired!

Yeast, candy apples, scales, tiger pelt, omg, what the hell, crosswords, LGB-slee, audio fail and Steve scampers off with the win.

Coat hangers, boiled eggs, shady noms, Kool-Aid, piss ant, little bitches with no balls, Jenna's-game-is-done, Janice Dickins-gone, psycho dribble and Austin FTW! USA USA.

Mel's life in pieces, Judas is (over t)here, John gets extracted, kung fu Beast Mode and Brenchel are reproducing. Let's celebrate with a thimbleful of champagne. And then go puke in the sink.

McDonalds eyebrows, toast wars parts 2, 3 & 4, 'real friends', the Hulk, Joop, jumpers, fake blowies, half-assed endurance, Dartford tunnel, letters from groan, and James jumps the shark. Austin FTW.

Oh my god, the three headed beast loses a member. Who's a better snog, Steve's mum or Cody's dad? Not Austin, that's for sure. Rainbows, Irish cliches, reverse reverse reverse psychology and who runs the world? Vanessa.

Presidential matters, wine, head shaving, toast, toasts, white ass legs, house meetings, foursomes, fish guts, chicken spiders, slop, strops, flipflops, tomatoes and pubes.

It's Big Brother Bile, baby! A whistlestop tour through the past 16 days. John goes in/ out but fails to shake it all about. Zingbot, sink-vomit, Meg pegs it and James goes back to Gizmo. Aw. Austwin-ge.

Fake gay slurs, indiscreet royal scuttlebutt, and GET THE TOAST! Paul Burrell owns the house. An early boot for Daniel Baldlose. Why not Chris?! You slaaaaaags.