On The Spot

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​"This time it ain't about just being fast. It's about being really, really...really fast." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember, you can't always believe what you see or hear in the media. Especially when it comes to summoning our Dark Lord Satan. We've got the hottest summoning tips here on On The Spot that you know you can trust. We also have elephant semen too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by the fact that there are no words that start with the letter "J"... except for "Jesus". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is one thing a group of white men can always be counted on being experts of and that's the female anatomy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of people don't know this but Blaine was actually up for the part of Rabbit in 8 Mile due to his mad flow skills. Unfortunately Eminem decided he wanted to play the role and Blaine went on to make dumb videos on the internet where he squats... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Swipe right if you're not white, am I right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ACTION ROLL! RING THAT BELL! TAKE THOSE PANTS OFF! DO THAT SHOT! DOUBLE FINGER PISTOLS TO THE CAMERA! SEE BRENT MORIN IN CRUNCH TIME, COMING SOON! END THIS FUCKING SEASON OF ON THE SPOT ALREADY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The final count of belts and pants undone by the end of this episode was 4 out of 5 which to some might seem like a lot but honestly, I am little disappointed we didn't get the whole set. I have higher standards for On The Spot and I would like to apologi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode of On The Spot was such a blast. There were surprises, airhorns, toys & even fish. I just want to say thanks to my guests, Chris, Aaron, Kirk & Nick, for coming to THEIR LAST EVER episode of On The Spot. You know where the door is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

​I just want to take this opportunity to thank my guests for respecting the ad reads during the show. I know they aren't everyone's favorite part of the show but I'm just really glad that all of my guests understand the importance of sponsors for the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I understand that On The Spot is a place of fun and frivolity. And don't get me wrong, I know how to take a joke. I love jokes. So funny. But if I can just be serious for one second and say that if any of you assholes mess with my god damn rolodex again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE GOT A BRAND NEW SET FOR THE SHOW! Also, in honor of not being asked to attend the Oscars, we at On The Spot have come up with a few helpful tips on what to do if you have to give an acceptance speech. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey everyone, my name is On The Spot and today we're going to the exotic and foreign land of Los Angeles to visit Tyler Oakley and Korey Kuhl, and to find out if the natural bond between show hosts truly exists between Phil Keoghan of The Amazing Race... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And, as in uffish thought he stood, the Golden Gus, with eyes of flame, came whiffling through the On The Spot set, and burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through the Haywood blade went "Oppressive Bitch!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better double bolt your doors and maybe board your windows too while you're at it. In fact, turn the lights off and you might wanna sleep in shifts tonight. Don't answer the phone either. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

​The revolution has been mounting. Will the rebel alliance finally have their day and a new host takes control of this train wreck of a show? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

​Business business business business, Donald Trump in a cornfield, business business business business, waffles challenge, business business business business, cunnilingus your best friend, business business business BUSINESS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After reviewing the tapes it has come to our attention that On The Spot serves as a better source for sexual education than the majority of the schools in our country's public schooling system. Start taking notes, kids. You're gonna learn something whethe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Couples are so cute. Sometimes you just want to throw them in a ring and have them battle for blood… or a redemption challenge. Screw love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices