Synopsis
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
Episodes
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TMS 2782: Put a Corp in it
19/02/2025 Duration: 01h57minA box of uselessness. Mom's Berfday. 3 wick fart candle. Running Man Corp. Jeff Spicoli DDS. Chief McDreamy. Y'allternative. All disembodied hands meeting. Dillweed and Monkeyguts. You down with OCP? Gownless evening strap. I'd Watch He-Woman. I'll Be at the Roundabout. Toblerphones with Tom. Getting Used To the Cinnamon Stick w/ Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2781: Beatle Fight!
18/02/2025 Duration: 01h15minUnfortunately I do not have an episode title within the provided guidelines. No Sleep Til Crowning. Catholic handcuffs. I don't like Beards of Beeeeeeees. A Faux pas and a Fupa. Chubby Broccoli Soup. Arrested in Pope Town. PEACE AND LOVE. Horrifying Ladybug Wingspan. Corn-Based Chippage. I Enjoy Cold Sushiiiiiiiiii. Won't You Consider The Worm? That fish has six fingers! Simple Pimple Dimple. JERK! with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2780: Brave Nude World
17/02/2025 Duration: 01h37minFull Frontal Ford. 2% chance of having six fingers. Nice, Supple Rubber. Grover The first Muppet President. Old Trinos. Mayor is a Democat. Nachos in a bag. PostageStampJr.com. Size of a Mexican Villa. Brian Ibbott Movie Goer and Gambler Man. You've Won the Jug! Chevy Blazar. Adolf Grover. Isn't there a Spiderman Film Called Something Home? Making Stuff Scientifically with Bill/Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2779: Beige on Air Light
12/02/2025 Duration: 02h22minUnexpected Horseradishing. Oh No! Where Did I Park My Phone?! Dropping Bombs Like a TIE Fighter. Craftsman Wounds vs Dumbass Wounds. Mom's Sewing Scissors Are Sacred. Cockpit toobs. What are you a HOBO? Bean juice in my cuts. A Broken President is Right Twice a Term. Frogpants Transparency Office. Badass vs Stupid. They only knew the doot doot. Nickel For Your Thoughts. Migration, All I've Ever Wanted with Tom. The Spag does not want to Go Low with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2778: Great Gum Pockets!
11/02/2025 Duration: 01h26minAutoKarenPhobia. Missi-friggin-sippi. Can you check my pockets? Scoot McAffleck. The Shampoo Debate. Dip your Poodle. Puzzle Pint Go Bag. Born with Flouride Suckers in Their Mouths. I just doxxed Lyfteeeeees. Brian of the Nice Face. Unexpected Olive Oil. Show Me the Moneys. Get for content pissed. So, you've got this zombie tooth. What the Fuqua with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2777: By Morons, for Morons
10/02/2025 Duration: 01h28minI curse you! Decapacitated. March of the Pangolin. The Tijuana Chess Set is a Bad Move. The Curse of Stonehenge. The Moon Does Want it Wants. I can totally see why Chuck Likes it. Alexander Popped Off. I Backed The Wrong Russian. Cold Hands McGee was Correct. The Pickle Hustle. Awesome sauce Kim. Elbow to Mouth Avoidance. Getting your Colonoscopies in sync. No Dice, ICE! w Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2776: Frozen Freak
06/02/2025 Duration: 01h44minHot Water Maker. Suddenly a Deep Impact. Dirty Harry Dancing. Dogs You Can Hug. Refrigerator with Wheels. He Could Bearly Fit. Hooker bath. Wainting Your huatanejo. This, That and The Other St. Human applause machine. Let's Test The Shows Heaters. Basements Are Cool. Literally. Sorry, your femur is ruined. What Happened to the Firey Italian? Soggy Johnson Knees with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2775: Tankless Job
05/02/2025 Duration: 01h49minBrian's deep pockets. Jam Cake into Your Scraped Roots. Bellagio fountain cough. Dorkus Malorkus on the Drums. Six finger evidence. Measure your head before you make it. And LuckyPhil was never seen again. What kind of a Sonic Deal. Girl Milk Cake. Poor Use of Harrison. FF4: Fantastic Fantasy 4. Old Man Malkovich. She got me in the right place. Teasing the Spoilers with Tom. Just the Recommentals Tips with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2774: Moist Sockets
04/02/2025 Duration: 01h28minDental Gummies. Ubyfting. She hit me in the face, and all was fine. Why giraffe porn? Concussia Bonita. Written by PUT_AUTHOR_HERE. An affair with a donut. Babies in Cars Getting Donuts. No Sperm And Egg Meeting Today. Fell off the face of the ERF! I am now Frogpants Showbot the White. Peachtree Corner Circle. Be careful when you're tall. Many Dothans Died to Get Us These Donuts. Sexy Business in Hell with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2773: Start With The Crust
03/02/2025 Duration: 01h50minWith Pizza And Love. Pho-Net-Ick-A-Lee. Testicular Luminescence. Four and a Half Broken Noses. Scott can't worship the porcelain king. Tolbert Calhoun mixer. Delayed Pinchy Zoomy. Stretch Armstrong is Lethal. Whole ass Dunaway. Brian and the Micronauts. She was basically wearing porn. I don't like TMZEEEEEEEEEE. Finding Pockets of Alright. Rat full of dye. Bobby Swinging In On His Big Science Pole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2772: Flaccid Water
30/01/2025 Duration: 01h38minInappropriate Tail Thoughts. Curved and Floppy. What's His Name with the Sister? Old stuff just feels good. Drop the Hard and stay with the Wolf. Don't piss on the floor ya hoser! CONTROL-ALT-DELETE Hair Salon. Jake John Bovi. Drink a hot beverage out of a hockey player?! Tortilla blanketing all of you! Greep Altitude. It's Your Turn, Heartburn! Dreamy Rat boys! Sink cereal. Eating Cereal like a monster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2771: Sweats on a Plane
29/01/2025 Duration: 01h53minEmergency Cracker. My pickle was too small. This soda tastes like purple. Spousal Revenge Tour. Murdering the mailman for a cupcake. Tolbert talk fast! Backdoor Mailman. They call ME MISTER PIG! I don't like Harvey Weinsteeeeeeeeeeeen. Holey Resin, Batman!! I'm tired of these MFing Sweats on this MFing plane! Bold Peanuts. Root Beer's ugly cousin. Deepseek Diving With Tom. 50% Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2770: Two Big Fat Burritos
28/01/2025 Duration: 01h15minDistinguished Toast. Reserve Poop. Is it too early for a 650 lb fish sandwich. I don't like Bukeeeeeees (lawsuit). Believe it or not, I'm healing your dog! Damn Dirty Aped it Up. Eat The Flowers Brian! He did WHAT to the shark?! Gonna Need A Bigger Broom. Fees for Food Delivery. Expensive! Not Having to Go Pick Food up. Priceless! CARRLLLLLL??? Taxes on hot brown drinks always go well. Giving the meat away. Comparing Beavers. TESTED TEAMS with Bill The Maker Duran and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2769: Finish Lady!
27/01/2025 Duration: 01h34minGerman comin' outta the garage. Stick a dirty hot dog in it. Jesus Monkeypants. I'm The Blue Dot in the Center. Lyft and Uber - Luber. Contagious urination. Cookie Dough Snow. Dial up lag with Randy. Stress to Worse. Uber vehicle is black, it's supposed to be black. It's Uber EATS, not Uber DRINKS! Pro tip: Never change your password. Starlings aren't real. We got a big old continent here. Weakening your soul with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2768: Counting Corvids
23/01/2025 Duration: 50minMoist Vales. Collad? That's a Typo. Muppet Julia Child. Sometimes a carrot is just a cigar. Orange Squat Goblin. Is It Too Early for an Oscar Nomination Fish Sandwich? Counting and Eating Crow. I Don't Like The Chieeeeeeefs. Thwell. 4 Years, One Moment at a Time. The Dana Carvey Method. Freaming on Paramount Positive. My EV sounds like a TIE Fighter. I can see calling that a wedge. Tubular Bells is a big thing in Trinidad and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2767: Earigation
22/01/2025 Duration: 01h57minLiberace Dice Clay. Boris Smellgood. If I had a bigger wiener. Tell Me Why-EEE! Scrawnching Celery. I'm Here For The Slippers. It's an old nose now. That's not a skull, that's poop. I Don't Like Vomiting Seeeeeeeeeeds. What's with these dogs today? Organic Bears. Boy Band Appreciation Day with Dunaway. Hey Wizard - I wanna be waterproof. Signed, The Wicked Witch Of The West. Never Clone Alone with Tom. Watching you watch what you're watching with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2766: New Jersey Michael's
21/01/2025 Duration: 01h36minBuild a Bear and the Temple of Doom. A Shelf Where Less Things Happen. Turns out it was his friend in the chipper. Suck My Soup. Wallow-Free Content. Fisting The Bear. Scott's Sad Skull. Skewompus. The Testicle Fell Off. A Dead Body, Not a Rancid Cheeto. Boba fett? Give it to me Michael's Preference. Ayahuasca is my middle name. The thickest of liquids. Communicable Board Games with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2765: Bad Pitt
16/01/2025 Duration: 01h53minMisty liquid. Oops I Leaked It Again! Schrodinger's Rabbit. Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti. Hallmark Parking Space. All the right clicking. The Johnsons are Streakers. Just a Couple of Blokes. The birdiest bird. We didn't kill Eddie Rabbit. Ol' stretchy face from Brazil. ALF Apologists. Lot of letters after your name. Like a Hooters' waitress. Original Knees With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2764: Big Zoltar Energy
15/01/2025 Duration: 02h05minButt or Beer. Camera in the Rear. Sticking with chicks and dames. Slippery little Jimmy. The Return of Offensive Word of the Day. Dirty Carpet and Bad Bathrooms. Is it too early to get a Wedge Sandwich? Gum Pockets. The Clock is Tik Tok Ticking with Tom. Rekilling Robert Loggia. Is it trash or a murder weapon? It gimbles you. Ooter Fell in the Chockit River. Stop going to those two places. The Men Dollar Effect with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2763: Mochi Holes
14/01/2025 Duration: 01h22minYour Vegas is Showing. Sausage Talk. A me AND a knee problem. I Don't Like Burpeeeeeees! Suitcase lady. I have the loneliness gene. Spared no boob expense. Popcorn Shrimp Without the Popcorn. Las Vegas, Those Aren't Real. Dominant in the word cloud. Very Distinguishable. Goonbots. Crotonana- De Vil. Baby shrimps doo doo doo doo do doo. In the fridge with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.