The Morning Stream

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Buick? For the Love of Metallica. I don't like dryer cheeeeeeeese!! I name all my Colons: Powell. Racks, Ball Hitches and Luuuuuuuuube. There's a hole in the roof rack! I could lick a car for hours. Panic while Scott jiggles it. Perkins: We have GILFs. Kia Cilantro. Dojo Cat. I Don't Have a problem with Ryan Shaving His Privates. Spicy, Sexy Books with Amy. 6 Month Headaches with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Round Up the Fruit-Haters! Don't Disparage Those Frosted Tips. Never mix your fruit beer. I hAtE tHe TiNA vOIce!! No Gummies... Brought to Utah... By Me. A Sockfull of Coke. Fill Thanos' void. I had THREE BEERS! I'll have a scoop of Wet Dishrag. Lauren Butter Becan. Isn't there a Julia Child documentary called Julia something? Bill is Laserbutt15. Loops and Holes, Baby! Loops and Holes. One Math or Five Math. iO You An Explanation with Tom. Poipu Caffeination With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enjoying the Bean. OnlyFans Bag Tier? Highly Cultured Yogurt Dreams. Did you Spell Wyusa O. R. G. Y.? What If It's A Butthole? Murder She Wrote and Committed. Licking My Grandmother's Neck. 3 Bedroom, 2 bath, 1 used condom. Epidemepeazeologists. Keep Milkin Dem Oats. When You Put Capade On Something its a performance. EV Humveeeeeeee! Zurple To His Friends! So easy even Scott can use it. Teabagging with Gwen. Grinding gears with Garrett. Body Things with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One Chore Per Mom. Wraaapped in fabric. Bitchy Scampi with a side of Eyerolls. Ordering a Corona at Corona during Corona. You play that game with three fingers. I'm going to sit here and eat this bread. More nipples for your dollar. MC Moviesalot. Garth's Lady Tremors. Turned On By Frozen Peas. You Didn't Make Your Tacos, You Ordered Fajitas. Grover Cleveland, Executioner. Young Gerald Ford was a FOX! Sounded Twainy to me. Isn't there some kid named rock who sings? Entering The Multiplex of Madness with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He's Science Disco Ball Jesus! Red on air fraggle. The Frogpants of Vegas. I bet the Dictionary of Sarcasm is SOOOOOO useful. Extra Virgin Arcade Machine. Cinco del Miracle Whip. Roach Clip posers. First, let me take a selfie. The Vuh-Jays. You REALLY Have That Hat?!? I PROMISE I Wasn't Fixated On The Nipples! The Plaza's Soul, Face, and All Other Parts. He's Averagely Tall! Unruly Scotsmen with Amy. Tab Management with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Potato Wally-Tacker! A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Baked in a Conundrum Smothered in Secret Sauce. Biting the House that Feeds You. Not pooping for 7 days is not great on the back-end. Look in its little butthole. Lost in a field of Heathers. Sprinkles and the Donnettes. The Sound of THX Silence. Celebrity Slapped Hot Sauce. Offending the dog's organ. Oh Winchester you're such an a-hole. Krull, Cruller , Krullest. Friend of Pie Boffer. Twitter's Circle Circus with Tom. Recommending Sammy Hagar with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skid Marks The Spot. I Was Looking for Tractors and Saw Someone Getting Plowed. Smell my sardine fingers. Scott Does Math. Red Robins in Cardinal Directions. No offense to any Jeffs. Racist, but Good Racist. Mickey Mouse is Not a Smurf. I Don't Trust Jeff's Bulgarian Restaurant! Mummifried. There's A Machete In The Other Wall. A Gangly Weirdo. Do You Want to be After Kanye? Bill And The Circle Of Props. Boring Uber Drivers and Earning 1 Star Reviews with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens in Vegas gets discussed at length on the show. Edibles Arrangement. I Destroyed Her Butt. Draft Dodgers. Stay High-drated. Derrick Morpheus. Oh what a feeling, that projector on the Ceiling. I'm Here to See Sexy Acid Lady. Parking Lot Penis Stain. Professor Salt and Dr. Pepper. He committed a runcible! Just a Simple Mint. Handcuffed to a bench. They call Scott Mellow Yellow. What's His Bucket with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hakuna Your Tatas. PILF: Podcaster I'd Like to Friend. Brian Was The Crazy Neighbor The Entire Time! The Ruff is on Fire! The Mayor is an Ass. 50 ways to describe your boobs. Elmo's Glue. Don't talk about Fight Club Soap. Large Fluffy Black Man. Indian Penile Court! The eyes have it! You're Somebody's ASMR! I could do something cool, or I could just eat a bag of chips. Someone DOES have a dog in THIS race! Meatloaf support group. Hanky Panky Reading with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't like cottage cheeeeeeeeeese. 4/20, or as We Say in Colorado: Wednesday. In BJ Territory. Sleeping Kinky. A Different Matt. MMmmmmmmmm, Peach Meat. Bad food is like a shiny Pokemon. One PARTICULAR Batman Movie. Kinked your hose the wrong way. Laughing Morning-Show-Guy Stuff. Scott Counts Dead People. All my balls in the air. I've been to MeoWolf but I've never been to me. Large Curds with Tom! Hawaii Breakfast Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Golf-Course Landing Curmudgeon. I don't like Qwesleeeeeeeeeeeey. Indiana Jones And The Lost Fleabag. Is it too early to get a mani pedi? I want to play Zippy Monkey. Pornle. Hong Kong has a small one. Dr. Strange's Mexican Pizza. Single Female Lawyer Wife of Han Solo. Step-Mom Explains COVID to Horny Step-Son. Free Flast Plass! My Love of Pi is irrational. See my Gnarly feet in Vegas. Hawaii is LAVA. Shooting animals with Bill. Infinite Insanity with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wipe off your Moist Points. You hide them in thee Pussy(willows). Make a room for a little Hashhouse in your soul. Sir Grapefellow, Lord of Marshmallows. Consolidate Your Ramkins! I Shakshuka the Sheriff. My Milksnake brings all the boys to they yard. I'm an aphid, can you milk me? Precariously Close To A Turd. Bus Boys love a nice stack. Over Hard For Four Hours. Five dollar bill hunting. Regional assistant bracket manager (for Monkeybananas). Got the Smedley in his Snidely. Email Roulette and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She knows my sensitive area. Scott hurts a small Mexican man. Be a do-gooder after Vegas. Canadian N word. Lower Back Mumble Bumble. Never Take a Job from a guy named Blow. Don't throw away a perfectly good bone! I sleep on your pinball machine. The New 2022 Chevy Combinara! puddle of refried beans. Mario does some weird shit. App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh Bag of Mitsuba's in Vegas. X-Chicken: Eat Here, You Mutie! Ze Germans Don't Sell Cheetooooooooos. The Craiggiest Craig to Have Ever Craiged. Authors Should Just Shut Up and Type. Two Weeks, Stage Three. Dazzler was having a moment. Human Equivalent Of Pop Up Video. The Meta Cut is the Deepest with Tom. It's Your Farts, Marty! Not Enough Moisture this year. Take our Sweet Sweet Water. Brian Dunaway Feud Monkey. Jurassic Parks and Recreation. Marinaded Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pull Her Boobs Out of the Soup. Have You Ever Seen Paper Underwear?!? Even For The 80s, That's A Really Huge Bush. Live, Die, Rinse, Repeat. I Don't Like Naked Sushiiiiiiiii! He's Not Overweight! He's Undertall! Banana Robot? I Don't See the Appeal. Grand Admiral Charlize Thrawn. The more jewelry you wear, they more naked you are. New Colon Smell. Warmly Rejected by Playboy. Banana Success Rate. Carte Blanche to Fart Like the Wind. Everywhere in Colorado is the High Country. 70 Cards gets you a movie. Your emails and calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Assault with a Deadly Bunny. The slow fall of a fat man on a bike. Cocked Locked and Ready To Rock. Trader Joe's Horth Paith. Don't Pee on your Knees! Exit Vomit Is Your Vomit. Chafing my moist meat. This Whopper Doesn't Whop. Daily Recommended Bowl of Garbage. Korken?!? I Hardly Know Them! Everywhere all the time up the thing. Soaking in Beef Water. Appropriate Sucking. Bucky's Cheek-Lifters. Small Communities and Small Minds with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fiddly Diddly In The Corner. What's in the Witchers pocket? Arrow through the Axe hole. Combo Meal of Kindness. He's A TWO-HIT Wonder! Get the F Out of My Seats! The Yakuza with the Dragon Tattoo. On Southwest Nads Fly Free. No Stinky Russell Brandiness! Yakuza hitman makes appointment. Don't Trust Any Of Those Names. Joining the Mile High Club Solo. Achey Breakies Lead to Mileys. Don't Be Eyesist! Tramp 64 had the best tramps. Randy Hates on Zevon and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The faucet is beside itself. I'd Like a Sink Combo with Fries. Too Early for a Fish Sandwich Combo? Let's fix the ship's faucet. Ask your doctor if Ivermectin is right for you. Why Don't You Just TELL Me What The Parasite People Are Saying! Accidental Tayzon Day. Deposit Your Pikachus. Oooops I dropped a nut. My Motto Is Eff Me! No Drinking Unless It's At Work! You can make BRICKS!! Meaty Sauce. They Announced Alan Tunic? Just Throw Dynamite at it with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It Wasn't The Bus, It Was Me. One Jones away from Darth Vader. The Tadpuds. Spider-Man ReParkered. Playing Jenga with Poo bags. Don't mess with the Hippo Cartels. The Secret of Dumbledoor's Fantastic Beastly Weiner. Y'ever Seen Paper, Shiny and Chrome? Come on, Bono, get your facts straight! We Called The Kirk Tiberius. I prefer robot goats. Throwing toast at Morbius. That's Just What You Gotta Pay for Bike Pants These Days. I Shoulda Stopped Doin Transformahs with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.