The Morning Stream

Scotts Leaky Thing. I Don't Like Bad Taxidermyyyyyy. Shadow, When the Walls Fell. Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Shoot 'em into space. Chocolate Factories Smell Like Willy Wonka Farts. Hello! I'm Reading This in Scott Fletcher's Voice? Murder Hamsters. It's a dog-eat-dog bandage world. I'd rather Jackalope than Fleetwood Mac-alope. Can You Come to Work in Like Sandals 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... Beaver Problems. I'm a laser man. Snowdew Valley. Pretend You're Good At It with Amy. Switching flips with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yellow Bag of Sadness. M-m-m-my granola. Limp Peanuts. There were FORK heads! Fetching Bottled Dasani for the Hobbits. house smells like Deez Nuts. Slippy finger in the bath. Jazz Hands Are Always Confusing toe. Hot Pockets for Neve Campbell. Can't Get Past the Past-ah. Looking for other Forks! WHERE'S TYNE DALY?! Everyone Needs a Plucky Kid. No offense to Tina Yothers. Judgy Granola. The Golden Corral of Tech News, Tom. Everyone repeats Nicole's recommendations and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Utah, the Dutch Oven State. Meth N' Sexy Hotel. Is There A Branch Of The Military That Just 3D Prints Things, Because I REALLY want to know! I'll rub it out later. The bastard cat did it! I plopped my pants. Capture Your Humanoids. I Don't Like Colorado Green Chiliiiiiiiiiii. What's Florida's State aroma these days? You know it's pungent. You say Potato, I say Tobago. Mother penny was the worst James Bond character. The producer knows nothing. So How Does Burgertime Work? Waiting for paint to dry with Bill. it's always good to see Bill, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stowaway J Frog. Ant-Man is in Quantumania. Check the Nuts and the Anus. No One Falls Like Gaston! Red On-Air Crabs. I don't like to PEEEEEEE during Ant-Man. Utah man goes on rampage after reading pun filled frog article. The Dunaway Redemption. Buy the Donut for the Sprinkles. The Fall didn't kill em. The Vat of Acid did. Checking Disney Replay. He Who McRemains. Peter Pan 2 Crocodile Boogalooo. ol' Dry Foot Johnson. Trader Joes Seaweed cleanse. Crop dusting the sports department. Jonathan Majors Spoilers with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tower Defense your Thermostat. All your memes are belong to us. Rent the Covermobile. Don't get too excited, it's full of white people. Free roaming Kit-Kats. Ibbott Gets the Square. You must construct additional compressors! Love the Book! 1 star. Touching your flesh, or it didn't happen. I Got a Million Views and Still Have to Poop. Take a Turo to get a Gyro. Spaghetti Flossing, Also Bad Up Close. Every dog looks sad in their stupid cone. Lip Control with Amy. America's Next Top Podcaster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Show Me Your Virginia Johnson. The Naked Gak. Fun-Sized Clare. We named the Scott Indiana. Plop Salad, it's like dump cake, only healthier. Nothing Two Nuts is my favorite rapper. Bunghole Car, Five Stars. The Best Morning Show In The History Of The Universe! Grandma's Algorithmic Fingerprint Extractor. This Is Your Time Peepoo, Enjoy!! Length Is Not As Important As Clarity. 30 Seconds of Jibber Jabber. Forcing the Musk on Us. Refusing to Flip the Tortoise with Tom Merritt. The Woman Who Recommentaled and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THEN YOU CAN EX-WIFE!!! Aw Shoot, Another UFO. Don't Make Me Say Your Zipcode! Tap dat asteroid. Some Like it Not. An eel slappin' good time! You Lying Sacks Of Turd! This Website is Useless, Better Check it Out. Are Dolphins Fish, because I seriously wanted to know. 99 red balloons Floating in the US sky. The Salem Cat Trials. Criminally Negligent Mrs. Doubtfire. Come to Vegas for a Moment of Clare-ity. Heavy Metal Lego with Bill. Fly to the hills with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sittin' in a Bikini, Yellin' at the Chat. What's the Multiverse doing these days? You know it's got alternatives. Rihanna Played Next Level Smash Brothers. I don't like mankiniiiiiiiissss. Lyfting Syphilis. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. All the food groups. Paper Y'ever Eat Paperrrrr. Everyone Should Kill a Chicken or Cow Once. Emotions are so gay. Recipe For Farts. New house who dis? 30% Less Ellas. like a Chinese wedding funeral. Slap Monkey with Mouse and Dan. Colon Drift App Slappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poking the parking lot bear. Predator V Shrek. Tell Alexa What You Want, What You Really, Really Want (and she'll obey 7/10 times). 62% Chance He Did That Because He Has A Mercedes. Back In or Pull Out? What, Praytell, is an Ass-Sentinel? pick a number between 5 and 10. 26! He Is One Of MANY A-Holes! And you can ANNE RICE! How's your pull through game? Jackie Earl Haiily Joel Osment. Ol' Cutfoot McLane. Finding Mom's Porn. Set it and Keep Fiddling With It. Always listen to RuPaul. AI gaslighting with Tom. Buttering your Comatoast with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wasn't there an Extra Terrestrial movie called E.T. something? Brush Up on Your Bogart. They Had DNA In 1982. Your Father Fought in the Star Wars. Lemon Entry my dear Watson. Nobody puts million dollar baby in the corner. Screwed by Cherries. Proves What, Ya Dumbasses? Pull Up a Potato, We're Having Chair! The Happiest Virus Factory On Earth. I'll Keep Tweaking. Protected by a chunk of cotton. Doing it With Sheep. Bowling with Bill. Beelzebub has a Dodo put aside for me, with Bobbyyyyyy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Assassin's Creed VA LA HA! I don't like the Grameeeeees. Never Dab. Zoe Brings Tina's Birthday. Don't Trigger The Gak! Rocket Raccoon's doodle double. Moist points. I like me some Abba. I like me some Gaga. But I hate me some Kajagoogoo. Don't give a Dammy about a Grammy. My Semi is like silk. Eric Bana in Hannah, Man...a. They All Sound Like Harry Potter Bullshit. The Chips Are Wood, Chips Aren't Supposed to be Wood. Reno Plus. The Devil Leather Book with Monica! AppSlappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If Clare's Your Buddy, Get A THIRD Buddy! Flesh Chute. The Security Guard Was Standing Sideways! Can you come get your DOG!? Periodically Looking at the Periodic Table. Among Veronica's Marshmallows. Adobe Failed the Audition. This Title was generated by ChatGPT and it is funny and clever. KK Slider, Live in Concert. In and Out and Loathing in Las Vegas. Brian Would Walk 500 Drinks. Cock-a-Roach with Natasha Lyonne. Las Vegas Monorail? It's More of a Shelbyville Idea. The Seven Audiobooks You Can't Play on TMS with Amy. Perpetually Returning Socks to Home Depot with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

America: We have the ports. Neither Guinea Nor Pig. Pure Frickin' Water. I can't Stand the Guy but I want his hair. I'd tap that cactus. That Doesn't Make Any Sense, So No. Distill my beating heart. What letter isn't in there? 7. Man of the Dessert. Cactus-Fried Kidneys. Canceling Just to Spite You with Tom. You shouldn't have to ask for recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lovely Lady Dumps. Waiter, There's a Hair in my Ibuprofen. Bang, Zoom, Buzz, To the Moon! Just Let Veronica Win. He Said Cunk With A K. How do hockey jerseys work, cuz I'd like really like to know? Tangfastic! Check Your Toilets. I Don't Like The Black Eyed Peeeeeeees. I Kinda Want To MOUNT The Nasty-Ass Thing! On Bond Road. Down to Zippo. Fecal Parody Litigation. Foam Bat Signal with Bill. Jamming the airplane brakes with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Nun to 13 Children. THEN YOU CAN KEEN WAH! Are you there, God? It's my uterus. I Don't Like Naked Fleaaaaaaaaaaa. Pass it through the pants. I could climb up a greasy poll for hours. Let me defib that burrito for you. Mitsubishi Lettuce Go For a Test Drive. Leg Go of my Taco. The Powder of Me. Throttle Up the BeeJay. Silly podcaster, baths are for kids! what happened to playboy? You know they have talent. Spidereia. Migraine Jacking. Emperor Stephen of Major Spoileria and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How do you like your eggs? Inexpensive. Butt: The 12th Spice. In Post-Soviet Russia Pez Dispenses YOU. Pillow Murder. Morgan Freeman narrates my dreams. What's the deal with the fang? You don't know DOS. Wasn't The Cat. I'll do the Horsey (sauce). Then you shall have no Popeyes, no chicken sandwich, and no Lt Yar. Going to Bat for Butt Chicken. Black Car Makes Me Fancypants Rather than Frogpants. I Could Pause a Movie For Hours. Icks Nay Subway. Thank a Van with TOM. Confidential Pezidential Documents, Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy St Merkins Day. This Message is for Red Sonja. Lovingly Touch Your Modok. Everything Everywhere All Nominated at Once. I Can't Suck My Own. You'll get no Nomination, no Oscar and No Conductor Tarr. All Sequels Are Adaptations. Is anything legal in Missouri. Thank you, Weed People! I Think I Found a Whale Burger. I Don't Like Hairy Seeeeeeeeeeds. Correct and Effect. An Entire Year of Dicks. The Itch to Chop Down Trees with Bill. Nearly Crash Dieting with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top of the Ramen to ye. I didn't do the Doctor but I might have done her deputy. I've Seen Loki 'All The Way!'. You're Wrong, Elizabeth, So Wrong. Then you can't eat fried rice.Whatever Happened to TMS Listener? You Know The Guy's Got Talent. Viva Las Vegas Lizzie. Knobs and Balls Break Everyday. Feels A Little Verdant! The Sesame chicken litmus test. A handful of Prince. Dingleberry Douchebag. Ask Your Doctor if TMS is Right For You. Please Bend My Leg. Rolling Hills Flat Zone with Steven. Regina On My Mind With Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amputate The Grandma. Don't Put That in Your Mouth. A Saturday Night at Froggers House. Lies and the Lying Liars who Lie. Nobody pays me to talk to my wife. Pinball Wizard's Garage Sale. Pants on fire indicator. Keep your leg, make a lamp out of it. Aggressive Microtransactions. The curse of Karen and Brandon. I hate it when songs get stuck in my head...in your head, zombie, zombie. Don't finger the Vinyl. The centipede that led to my wife. Leave the Gun, Take the CannoLeg. Reading is Fundamental with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ginko Bologna. Up your carb hole. The Last Mandalorians of Us. That's appropriation, mate! Pasties and Meatballs. All Those People Are Dead. The throat in the back of the neck thing. The Free Hotel Room is still Free. I have a question about 1 hour 28 minutes into episode 739. Lisa Loeb Might Stay. (s) Bowie, Bowie your hair is a mess. Tater Pillers. Uh Oh! No Spaghettios! Feral colon. 4000 Characters Of Tom Merritt. Murder porn Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.