The Morning Stream

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

Episodes

  • TMS 2506: Corial Anus

    14/08/2023 Duration: 01h26min

    Ticks are Dicks! TMZ on TMS. (v) I don't likea stinky cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. I'm Looking At You, Number 12. Relieved of doody. Vaseline Boy. Undesirable technical proficiency. No Savvy People in the Pool. Man presses charges after charge pressed against manhood. Show show for Shojo. Juror 2, Please remove the Storm Trooper crotch from your left shoulder. Kiss our butts Dysentery. (s) All around me are grid of faces. Judge Livin' that Van Life. Furless Furries with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2505: Carbonated Meat

    09/08/2023 Duration: 01h50min

    Well, I was tired and I like pandas. Microwave tacos with Dunaway. My wife likes to do it in a pan. No tacos, no pizza rolls and no Lt. Yar! 11 is almost 10. What About ROB? I Don't Like Carbonated Meeeeeeeeat. Nightbot thought everyone was Clare. Robotic Ovaries Bushwacker. Get out and hump someone. Weird astronomical things. I can't stop thinking about foods with pee in them. Will Chewy Do-Ya. K-Pop Tom Is A Swiftie. Butt Drugs and Too many Random Road Jesuses with Nicole & Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2504: Grandma's Greywater

    08/08/2023 Duration: 01h28min

    Championshit. Yak-In-The-Back (Don't Stab Back). Damn Dirty Ibbott. Safely pull over, THEN stab them. Skeptical About Septic Tanks. Stranger Things with a laugh track. Someone Missed the Scarlet Letter. Poop Your Pants and Find a Better Quote. Will Nobody Frighten the Kids? Authenticated Wood Chipper. HELP ME JESUS! That name's dumb, let's stop being basketball. PokeMonopoly Go. Throw up in a bush. Naming Things with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2503: Rat Tickler

    07/08/2023 Duration: 01h38min

    Number 4: The Larch. And you can EAT...DICE!!! Hawaiian Shirt Monday. Swifties'll Cut Ya. There are TWO popeyes. (s) Someday we'll find it, the Hackman connection. Can't hear the show... shirts are too loud ;-). Hair Metal or Poodle Rock. You Decide. I don't like the Hemlock weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. JCPenney Catalog is Salt Lake Porn. Margot Robbie lunch date. Lysol: The Essence of Facebook. Joy Buzzers, Fake Vomit, and Big Ol' Weiners. 60% of My Body is Gravy. Alpha-Gal Syndrome with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2502: MOTHERLUNCH

    03/08/2023 Duration: 01h51min

    Kia Soul of Love. Then you shall have no water, no A/C and no Lt Yar. Anyway, He's kind of a turd. Too Much Brown. What's the Frequency, Raynor? (v) I don't like mystery BEEEEEEEEEEEEPS! Are Sun Bears real because I like really wanted to know. Knee Joints are Effed. Can we share a Devil's Thumb? Game over Tina! Hang out with Brian for ten bucks. Calling Out the Chuckleheads. Upping your condensation game. Barely a Bear. 30 Seconds of Dead Air with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2501: Regret Slurpies

    02/08/2023 Duration: 01h45min

    Byron Was the Pantsless man at the door. Let's party! dunna-nuna-nunna-dunna-nuna-nunna-na fert to Brian. Hawaiian Nose Waxing. Big crush on granola. Feud with Scott and Brian and Brian and Brian and Brian and Brian. Lot Lizards. Crop-dusting the event space. Fancy Gold Foil. Audio only? Sounds like a YOU problem. I Love Roller Meats. Andrew Dice Clay: Tasteless White. Your Hotdogs Have Been Rolling For 36 Hours. I won't listen to it, but I will play with it. Tom's Twitter Folder. Fargomentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2500: May Contain Rocks

    01/08/2023 Duration: 01h27min

    You can eat rocks! Mustard Skittles: Puke The Rainbow! The Clean-It-Yourself Hotel. World of WaterCraft. Bug bites really suck. I'm 93, what's your excuse. Try the Zappa. Very Sexy Man Legs. It shouldn't be use on some parts of the body. Who has the key! Johnsons go Motor Boating. Bellybuttonless Drone Boy. Green Goblin Truck Face. Bro, do you even blaze? Bad ass badges with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2499: Benito Del Taco

    26/07/2023 Duration: 01h48min

    I don't like a crotch full of beeeeeeeeees. Imma put down my headphones go clean up my printer's throw up. Did you lump on the Franksteins together? Mr X is a DICK! Pushing the Android Button. A Mound Of Plastic Goo. Why is the peanut butter in the refrigerator? I DON'T KNOW! King Kong is Such a Ding Dong. Barbenheimer Fallout. It would be nicer if the price went down. Pay to Torture Yourself. Y'know, I think I'll just wait for fresh fries, thank you. Come on Barbie, let's go NUKE. Flipping for the Fold with Tom. Playing Tetris during Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2498: For the Hoard

    25/07/2023 Duration: 01h36min

    Lawns are stupid & dumb. No PR, No HR, and No Lt Yar! Unbreakable Kimmy Shit. Frogpants: The Match Making Specialists! Stupid Pioneer Day. Alexander the Great can happen to anyone. Napoleon was Exiled without Tots! Gosh! Thanks a lot He-Man, YOU DICK! I'm so glad humans don't explode. (v) YOU CAN EAT RICE (but not if you're a pigeon). Prison Approved Podcast. Double Dip Firework Day. Bureaucratic Nimrods. The Whale Exploded. Oh The Huge Manatee. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2497: Karen Abdul-Jabar

    24/07/2023 Duration: 01h21min

    Eartha Kitt Cosplay. My Identity Was Nearly Lyfted. She trained the cats to USUALLY do tricks. Pandamanians. Google Doesn't do that Shit for Free. Is her cough finally in beta? Cilantro Murphy. If your under 7 foot, I ain't heard of ya. No Mob Activity Here! *WINK*. Rest in peace Ms Marvel... Long Live Ms Marvel... Crossing Frozen Rivers. Guys hold yourself, it will be on fire tonight. 50% Cats doing Tricks, 50% Cats NOT doing Tricks. Scammers, Go Eat A Butt. Marvel's Multiverse malaise with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2496: Thump That Melon

    20/07/2023 Duration: 01h42min

    Need to take a pith. Don't Tip Like a Bitch. Doctor Roxy Full of Moxy. Bezel Your Fruit. What's the Frequency Amy. Smell the button. The Bourne Supreme. There are words out there I don't use. I rolled the dice in Shreeveport. Stream pottery, not surgery. Wordle and Sour Dough. Melon Meat. You'd be Mad to watch it on Max. Two-Bite Brownie Books With Amy. How not to be horrible with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2495: Gran Chorizo

    19/07/2023 Duration: 01h55min

    Spirit Halloween Planet. Sitting on my face was the wrong answer. It's a Bust Alright! Wenn ist das Nunstck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! I'm just drawing boobs, Your Honor! No one expects the Tadpool Inquisition. Something's Wet on Lillith. One-twelfth of Angry Men. The apocalypse isnât gonna paint itself. Unsolicited Kissplaining. Pop In with a Little Hee Haw. Invasion of the Cheap Costume Snatchers. Youâre listening to 97.5 W-C-R-A-P! DOS Buys Pitfall Harry with Tom. Push you away from recommittals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2494: Slippery Chicks

    18/07/2023 Duration: 01h45min

    Pantsters Local 513. Eyeball articulation. Abbott Hibbert Ibbotson. Passing the Grand Budatest. My burger is nothing but cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! Persian, spelled like the rug. Creamy-filled center of the tall people. Falling down the Cumberbatch hole. BK: Home of the Whipper Fapper! Upside down Pulsating Fireball. What part of him was blue? I would still say beard. Wes Anderson's Parasite. Name That Thing with TV's Travis. Handsfree Holding with Bill. Exciting the Molecules with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2493: Upscaley Mayonnaise

    17/07/2023 Duration: 01h44min

    Coming up on TMS, He's Bald now, but still cool. Sugar Booger. Teletubbies, taking drugs without all the expense. Play Your Holes and Get Out. Bongs and Golf. Grumpy Fertday Boy. AI-Created Oil. Think of an accountant. That's what he looks like. Arby's - The Scumbag Dinner. Got a Nickleback from Kroger. My Accountant Is Hanging With Snoop Dog. Brian describes Math Metal. Burger King Hates Kids. Mushroom soup super dump. SAGging Profits with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2492: Aquapocolypse

    13/07/2023 Duration: 01h45min

    The Definition of Insanity is crossing Kim. Whenever I smell my mom... Full Time Run Around and Do Shit People. 82% is 100%. Scott's Mom Is Ripe. Clement X" the rapping Pope." Water Appreciation. Mom Loves A Mall. Of Course, Tom Runs. There Will Be Burger Time. Old Idioms of Insanity. Noisy Kinks. Kiss in a Nutshell. The Most Boring Voice in Rock and Roll. Dinosaur Therapy with Amy, Human Therapy with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2491: Cheese Feud

    12/07/2023 Duration: 01h51min

    How's the old lady? How's Kim doing these days, you know she's got a casserole in the trunk. Petal Protocol. Shave the Nickle. Finnish is Hard, English is Dumb. Hey, uh, can I get a cheeseburger with no cheese. We don't have mountains here. If you like it then you've gotta put a pickle on it. Wotzishere Sauce! Check out the old hobo though. Eatin That Raw Ass Onion. Gettin' down with the pickles. Mustard? More like... MUST HAVE! Sussing out the rigmarole with Tom! Shirtless & Bald Reccamentals With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2490: Outrageous Contagious

    11/07/2023 Duration: 01h49min

    Darth Tina. Is it too early to get a Grimace Milkshake. Pneumonia+. Grandma's Double Dipping Spit Shine! The Jimmy Johns Grammar Nazi. Measuring time in Wonka bars. You can lick your thumb all you want, it won't put the paint back on. The Shittiest Walgreens. Emergency casserole in the trunk. Paternity... By Povitch. Enjoy HGTV in Hospital Honey, I'm off to a SPARKS CONCERT! I don't need to see my Wagu Cow. How Many Pneumonias Can You Get? Making More Makers with Bill. Glados waves with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2489: Aquafert

    10/07/2023 Duration: 01h22min

    I've known this kid since she came out the chute. Johnson Mind Meld. What's an Aquafier, cause I really need to know? Diarrhea Mind Meld. Through the ground and the gravity and the stuff. Big Adult Feet Running Down the Hallway. Carter Caught the Double Dragon. Larry Waterman. They didn't have science and math back in the 90s. A little Brian Divot. We named the other lung Indiana. Congratulations On Using 65,000 Gallons Of Water. Milkshake: a Neat Idea. All stuff are pointing north. The Ditch Snakes can have the Light with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2488: Birds are Dicks!

    05/07/2023 Duration: 01h54min

    I can't hear you. Your shirt is too loud. Stay by the Push Pin People. I like to flush when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Futuristic Medieval Times. On The Road To Destiny! I just realized I don't want to die. Chloe More Turrets. You want Water world?! Cuz this is how you get Waterworld! Public Pooping. You MUST Pay The Chud! You'll get no water, no flushing and no Lt Yarr!! We, quote, played, golf. Fire Jenkins! Better Off Thread with Tom... and John Cusack... AND A CAVEMAN! Good Effing Bleeping Recommentals! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • TMS 2487: Very Muppety

    29/06/2023 Duration: 01h46min

    Read by a Frickin' Laser. Clare Island, naked yelling mandatory. A Ride with Brian's Pianst. Pits N Bumps N Pits N Bumps. Read it from the other siiiiide. Cersei Helpy Guy. They all live in a hole! Where'd the accent come from?! What's the day before the Fourth? Infinity War vs Endgame, shut up so I can eat. Sometimes Books and TV Shows Are Different - Deal With It. The Mediocre Miss Maisel. TikTok In The Shower With Your Therapist. All Accents Should be the Same! Reclaim The Clay With Amy. Final Destinations with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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