Synopsis
A weekly podcast where we talk about the best part of watching television: The commercials! Andrew, Genevieve and their guests discuss the ads they love, the ads they hate, and the ads that they love to hate (we're looking at you, Movantik.) afterthesemessagesshow@gmail.com
Episodes
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#181 Grossly inADequate
23/04/2019 Duration: 01h31sGenevieve and Andrew turn the reins over to the Ad Council this week for a parade of commercials that are grossing people out. Plus, an Ancestry.com ad that REALLY struck the wrong note, and a revolution in bank commercials is underway.
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#180 Adcolades & Admonishments
17/04/2019 Duration: 01h02minWhat the heck is a "chee"anyway? Who knows, because Andrew and Genevieve are done with that nonsense. Say hello to "Adcolades and Admonishments," a new ATM segment that is like nothing you've ever heard before. Plus, two taglines enter, one tagline emerges victorious! We crown the winner in our ATM slogan contest!
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#179 Sue Me For What?
10/04/2019 Duration: 01h09minThomas Edison is supposed to have said that "a lawsuit is the suicide of time." This week, Andrew and Genevieve kill even more of it by looking at commercials and marketing campaigns that took various brands to court. Plus, it's tagline vs tagline in a final(?) showdown.
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#178 Ad Wizards (and Warriors and Cavs and Kings...)
02/04/2019 Duration: 01h12minGenevieve and Andrew grade NBA and WNBA players on their acting abilities in commercials. Plus, a new entry in the ATM slogan competition has Andrew very conflicted about who to crown champion.
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#177 Big In Schenectady
27/03/2019 Duration: 01h02minA stroll through the analytics for After These Messages revealed the surprising fact that this podcast has a significant number of listeners in Schenectady, NY. So this week, Andrew and Genevieve produced a show just for them. Plus, Shaquille O'Neal has a new gig, and Idris Elba lip-syncs his way into Andrew's heart.
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#176 Whisper Campaigns
20/03/2019 Duration: 42minThanks to a random post on Reddit, Andrew and Genevieve investigate commercials that try to get attention with a whisper instead of a shout. It's an ASMR paradise on ATM this week.
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#175 Anything You Can Sell, I Can Sell Better
13/03/2019 Duration: 56minThere's a curious sameness to the new "disruptor"-type companies that are trying to change the way we buy everything from bed sheets to boner pills, So, Andrew and Genevieve play a little game to see just how much their commercials are alike. Plus, they identify some finalists in their long-running tagline contest.
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#174 The Write Way To Advertise
06/03/2019 Duration: 01h14minAn offhand comment by Andrew leads to this weeks show about commercials that rely on authors and literature to make their pitch. To buy or not to buy, THAT is the question.
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#173 The Commercial Was A WOMAN!
27/02/2019 Duration: 01h03minGood news everyone! Sexism is over now that a a bunch of luxury brands have made ads that empower (or in some cases "empower") women during the Oscars this year. Andrew and Genevieve break it down this week. Plus, the weirdest invocation of Abraham Lincoln ever has them in awe.
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#172 Previews Reviews
19/02/2019 Duration: 01h22minJust in time for the Oscars, Andrew and Genevieve welcome Emily and Kevin of the movie podcast Dead Beat Film Society to review the trailers for this year's Best Picture Nominees. Guess what? They are a DELIGHT! (The guests...not necessarily the trailers.)
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#171 Know Your Geico!
12/02/2019 Duration: 46minGeico has been playing their greatest hits lately, so Andrew takes the opportunity to quiz Genevieve on how well she knows her historical Geico. Plus, Joe Pesci weighs in on the "Home Alone" holiday commercial, and listeners offer some more taglines for the podcast.
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#170 Super Bowl LII Review: The Whelmening
06/02/2019 Duration: 01h17minGenevieve and Andrew are pleasantly surprised by some of this year's Super Bowl ads, especially the ones featuring dragons and/or Heimlich maneuvers.
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#169 Super Bowl LIII Preview: The Underwhelmening
30/01/2019 Duration: 01h14minAmerica is gearing up for this year's crop of Super Bowl ads, and so far, Andrew and Genevieve are seeing a lot of celebrity sizzle, but not much good commercial steak. Plus Andrew gives Genevieve a nearly impossible quiz, and the kid from Stranger Things is pissing off one of the Ad Councilors.
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#168 Why You Make Me Hate You?
23/01/2019 Duration: 55minSometimes you love an actor. Then they do a misguided ad campaign, and they become so hard to love. This week, Genevieve and Andrew look at celebrity spokespeople who are starting to wear out their welcome. Plus, a very young ATM listener gets in on the jingle action.
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#167 Ad Space
16/01/2019 Duration: 01h03minIt's been almost 50 years since anyone walked on the moon, but that hasn't stopped advertisers from mining its cold, dead ground for marketing gold. Andrew and Genevieve look at the marketing that was spawned by the space race, and then they die from laughter at a hip hop version of A Christmas Carol. So, they're dead now.
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#166 Welcome To The Jungle, Baby, You're Gonna Buy
09/01/2019 Duration: 55minCan an alligator make you buy a Chevy? Can a tiger make you buy gum? Andrew and Genevieve answer these questions and more in this week's show. Plus, Andrew quizzes Genevieve about the sounds that helped make certain brands famous.
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#165 Hanging (Over) With The Ad Council
01/01/2019 Duration: 36minIt's New Year's Day! Andrew and Genevieve are still recovering from the excesses of New Year's Eve, so they turn things over to the Ad Council this week. Today's selections include some marketing videos that were either made by the world's worst or world's best producer.
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#164 Group Shareapy
26/12/2018 Duration: 01h02minIt's a holiday party as Andrew and Genevieve are joined by friends Aaron, Ariel and Nick to talk about the best commercials of 2018, what Macaulay Culkin is up to this year, and a surprising defense of Christmas car commercials.
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#163 Howie In So Many Commercials?
18/12/2018 Duration: 53minGenevieve and Andrew look back at the remarkably long list of commercials featuring Howie Long, from the annoying ones to the suuuuuuper annoying ones.
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#162 Holiday All A Day
11/12/2018 Duration: 01h11minIt's the season of giving....but maybe more importantly: Buying. Andrew and Genevieve look at this year's crop of holiday ads. Plus, listeners begin submitting possible slogans for After These Messages.