I Am Citizen Abels

On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 9, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch talk about 2019 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition model Mia Kang. Well, actually the two old farts ogle at her loveliness and make comments like a couple of 10-year-olds. Anyway, watch and ogle yourself. Men, women, dogs, and cats can only say a game of spin the bottle – or spin something, anything – with this darling would be better than a long day at work. Enjoy!   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

It’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model time of the year. This year’s hot bod is the gorgeous Camille Kostek. Yes, former and recently retired New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski’s short, sweet, and oh-so-beautiful girlfriend graces the 2019 SI swimsuit cover. Lick your lips, guys. Even you girls. Just keep your pants on until you listen to The Citizen and Mitch salivate over perfect circles, perfect globes, and whatever else they would love to get their hands on. This episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” was recorded May 9, 2019. Ay, chihuahua. Give me a pink taco.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 3, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch pay tribute to one of the world’s great comic geniuses – Curly Howard of The Three Stooges. Known for his patented phrases and sounds, Curly was a multilayered man – marred by insecurity but talented in so many brilliant ways. To know Curly was to love him, and The Citizen and Mitch exchange interesting stories about the man some call the greatest Stooge, as well as their usual inane banter about everything and anything. So, sit back and relax, and enjoy the show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest form.™

To The Citizen, it doesn’t seem like Americans are so happy. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” – recorded May 3, 2019 – The Citizen and Mitch discuss the world’s happiest countries and a few of the reasons why these countries seem to get it right. Maybe there’s a way we can give up sex, oxycontin, and rock and roll if we all get happy. Okay, maybe let’s give up the oxycontin, and listen to another great show. This one’s entitled, “Do You Live In One Of The 10 Happiest Countries In The World?"   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Google, Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search for “Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, and his oth

Money. It’s a gas. Share it. Spend it. Don’t take a slice of my stash. But spending money by borrowing time on credit cards can be a dangerous game if you do it wrong. Temptation, temptation. Yet using control on certain credit cards – like the retail credit cards from Amazon.com and Lowe’s – bring a 5% discount on purchases. The Citizen discusses these topics and other related ones – divorce, kids, work, and sexual relations – because in the end, everything costs The Citizen. Even a little kiss on his little head. So, enjoy today’s show – “Are Retail Credit Cards Like The Amazon Prime Store Card And The Lowe’s Store Card Good For You?” – recorded May 4, 2019. “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Google, Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Win

Guys are pigs. And women? Of course, they’re are all saints. No one but queer guys put their mouths on you-know-whats, do they? On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels™,” old friend – NYC cab driver and poet, Seth Goldman – comes to visit The Citizen and Mitch to play a game of “F*#k, Marry, Or Ki*l?” The three old farts plow ahead and pound out their choices. The consensus as who would be the woman they’d want to take to bed for just one time? Well, take a listen and find out. This episode of "I Am Citizen Abels" was recorded April 30, 2019.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow

It doesn’t take a billionaire or a millionaire or even a poor shnook standing on a corner with nothing in his pocket to light one up and alter the universe. And in the U.S. – well, for that matter the world – it might as well be 420 day every day with how much things have changed. Take the famous billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk, founder of Tesla, the electric car company, and Snoop Dogg, a central figure in the rap world and a musical innovator like few others are. Both have been known to take a toque, smoke a bone, and light up a blunt – Elon Musk celebrated for doing it on Joe Rogan’s podcast and pissing off the boys and girls on Wall Street – and Snoop… You know that story. Once again, then, another episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled, “Does Elon Musk Or Snoop Dogg Smoke More Weed?” “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen o

Kim Kardashian – recognized all over the world – is famous for being famous. And now the pop icon wants to be famous for another reason – for being a lawyer. That’s right, Chloé and Kylie’s older sister is apprenticing for an attorney and hoping to take the bar exam so she can become a licensed attorney in California under a state law that allows Californians to take the bar without going to law school. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled “Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Wouldn’t Fit In A Law School Seat," our fearless and big-mouthed friend, The Citizen, discusses the important topics of the day – including Ms. Kardashian’s fat ass and her obvious similarities to the U.S.’s 16th president, the great Abraham Lincoln, and how “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” might not quite reach the status of “The Gettysburg Address.” “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (http://www.fourstrongmedia.co

Former pastor Larry Reid takes a crack at separating right and wrong – or as Reid likes to think of it, good versus evil. He explains that if we follow the path of the manifestation of our best self, good begins to spread in the world and we begin to see God as love. Tell it, Dr. Reid. Check out the full interview at  www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/jesus-h-doctor.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at

Sean Haugh ran for senate for a 3rd time in 2016 because nobody was running on the libertarian ticket and he knew that neither the Republicans nor the Democrats would stand for peace. Sean views his choice to run for office as a personal responsibility. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/the-libertarian-delivers. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (919) 969-9962.

Guy Shahar, father, author and autism activist, talks about his difficulties in finding a support network when his son was first diagnosed with autism. Even though Guy and his wife were residents of London, the couple decided to move to Israel to treat their son at the famous Mifne Clinic, which proved to be a life changer. Guy’s charity, “Transforming Autism,” plans to build a Mifne clinic in England.  Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/two-fathers-talk-autism. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Ins

Dr. Beatrice Chestnut, author of the book, “The 9 Types of Leadership: Mastering the Art of People in the 21st Century Workplace,” gives The Citizen an overview of the 9 Enneagram types. The Citizen falls into the trap of believing he’s Dr. Bea’s type, when it’s George Clooney instead. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/dr-bea-does-the-enneagram. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hot

Jaded Dawn works a lot – like a good vibrator with new batteries. And she loves it!!! When Dawn’s not working, she just loves her kitty (cat) and her (howling) dogs! “Rooof, rooof,” The Citizen says. But the big dog with the little wiener can’t get anywhere with Dawn...she’s too smart.  Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/tits-for-money.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at

Sandra Fabara, AKA Lady Pink, recalls how an NYPD SWAT team and the toy cops (the NYPD Vandal Squad) raided her home while she was still living in Queens, New York. Trying to construct some charge against Lady Pink and her husband Roger, the boys seized anything they could find – from books, to computers, TV’s, and cans of spray paint! The Vandal squad had open investigations and would stop at nothing to try to back up their false charges. Lady Pink and her husband had to move to upstate New York to escape this harassment. For shame, Mr. Policeman… Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/pink-molotovs. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just

The Citizen’s friend Nicky comes to the studio to ask for a few bucks so he can entertain a couple of airline stewardesses without knocking them up. So Nicky Dicky as this CitizenAbels knucklehead friend wants to be called wants to go double X long. Of course, our reliable friend Blackbird wants to go double X long too.This bit was recorded in-studio at the FourStrong Media Studios June 29, 2017. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels to

Brad Tolinski, rock journalist and author of the book “Play It Louder:  An Epic History of the Style, Sound & Revolution of the Electric Guitar” recalls some of his favorite interviews. He explains how stressful it was interviewing Jimmy Page, of Led Zeppelin, and why Page was such a misunderstood, but brilliant guitarist. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/play-it-even-louder. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citiz

Ernest Greene gives his honest and bitter opinion about the documentary, “After Porn Ends,” and he’s angry. Asking anyone in entertainment about life after entertainment – the people who have enjoyed working in the adult industry – doesn’t always get the reaction less open-minded people want. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/nina-and-ernest-get-off.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels on The Citizen Hotli

Brad Tolinski, rock journalist and author of the book “Play It Louder:  An Epic History of the Style, Sound & Revolution of the Electric Guitar” picks his first true guitar hero, Charlie Christian. An incredible musician, Charlie Christian caught the ear of Benny Goodman, who not only helped skyrocket Christian’s career, but was also an underrated hero in the civil rights movement. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/play-it-even-louder. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and Instagram or get in touch with him by emai

Divorce is usually ugly, but not for the perpetually optimistic Larry Reid. Reid is still great friends with his ex-wife, and while both of them are enjoying their lives after marriage, they believe they are forever better for the love they had in the past. Check out the full interview at www.citizenabels.libsyn.com/jesus-h-doctor.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN.

In this skit from Citizen Abels & Friends, recorded on June 15, 2017, The Citizen calls his shrink, Dr. Hilda Von Stern. He’s depressed – and so is Blackbird. Dr. Von Stern reminds the two that clearly they are both sexual deviants. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Stitcher, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can also follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and Instagram or get in touch with him by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN.