Keith Is A Jerk
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 59:44:17
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Synopsis
Its the podcast that nobody asked for! Enjoy the funny guys from Nocturnal Emissions, without having to look at their stupid faces. listen to us at the gym, in the car, or in your prison cell.
Episodes
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how to ruin a Wedding.
08/01/2020 Duration: 01h13minplease enjoy listening to us tell tales of how we ruined weddings. including our own.
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This is how i found out I was adopted
18/12/2019 Duration: 01h09minI found out I was adopted. Ryan brings up the saddest memories we've all tried to bury, and Dave gets accused of molesting my son.
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Accidentally Racist and the most awkward moments in our life
13/12/2019 Duration: 57minToday we bleed on girls, mistake Asians, and get blamed for the horrible things we didn't even do. Enjoy your Friday drive to work.
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Porn Games!!!!
05/12/2019 Duration: 13minKeith and Dave create and play a new game called RPG. Random Porn Generator. Generate a random word, put it into porn hub, guess the word based on the video. It's exactly what you think. Click below if you want to watch the video. https://youtu.be/Bbad3yUYL5o
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Short Story: It's all part of God's Plan.
19/01/2019 Duration: 15minAnother short story! First of all, thank you all for the kind words on the first story. After having a bunch of people ask, I recorded another one for you. Hope you like it. If you do, share it, so other people can tell me how much I suck on the internet. thanks!!!
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SHORT STORY: The Cancer That Cured Me
04/01/2019 Duration: 13minBonus!!!! You're bored driving to work. Why not listen to a short story? We're trying something new, enjoy a short story with your ears, instead of reading it like a sucker with your eyes. If you like this, let us know.
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XMAS 2018!!!! Dave got his kids sadness for Christmas!!
04/01/2019 Duration: 55minApril got molested by santa, Dave molests happy thoughts, and Ryan wasn't cute enough to get molested by anyone. Oh, and Santa broke his ankle in Keith's house.
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My daughter farted at the thanksgiving table.
23/10/2018 Duration: 01h43minFind out why I hate pumpkin pie. Find out why Bear hates baby birds. And find out why Dave hates everything. Salut!
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I used to live in the sewers like a ninja turtle
25/09/2018 Duration: 59minEver build a fort? Ever build a snow fort? Ever live in a sewer??
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The many times we embarrassed ourselves in front of girls in the 80s
12/09/2018 Duration: 01h05minVolume 1. Because there are many, many, many, more volumes to come.
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Bob was a stunt double in "The Never ending Story"
12/07/2018 Duration: 58minBob was a double for atrau. Eddie Murphy taught Dave about Sex. Keith got beat up after watching back to the Future.
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My Dad Chainsawed the F*cking Couch
26/06/2018 Duration: 01h06min3 Truths and a Lie. 1. Keith's dad Sawed a family couch in half. 2. Dave's Mom shot a shotgun at a horny Teenager. 3. Ryan Almost killed a Cop for doing her job. 4. We were all raised right.
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Stealing Stuff in the 80s
27/02/2018 Duration: 01h14minWe stole stuff. we welcome Matt Berry, the hardened criminal.
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Worst dates... And Ryan's is the worst.
07/12/2017 Duration: 01h09sWe talk about dating in our youth. it's as terrible as you imagine. Actually.... It's WAY worse.
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Hands down, the worst thing we've ever said. 80's music
05/10/2017 Duration: 53minWhile we talk about 80s music, music we had sex to, and music we are embarrassed to admit we loved. Derek says the most offensive thing of all time.
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Sneaking out on my girlfriend in our first Apartment.
21/09/2017 Duration: 43minWe share our first terrible apartment stories.
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Sex Robot!!!!!
13/09/2017 Duration: 49minWe talk about about the future! An the future, is sex robots.
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Bob loves Smashmouth
30/08/2017 Duration: 57minTalkin' bout dreams. Keith dreams of monsters, Bob has an errection, Ryan dreams of drowning, and Dave is dead inside.
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Your pu$$y has no power over me
08/08/2017 Duration: 59minWe sit around and talk about everything from legal weed, choking your daddy, and just Dave's greatest moment in his adult life.