Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

It's time to go beyond the wall, to meet up with Craster and his poor wife-daughters. It's anything goes in this weird dystopian fringe of society. Will Jon come to the rescue? Will a bear attack them for their teeth? Just how do you display a severed tongue? Get into it with us, in this epsiode of UNSPOILED!

Let's go see Renly! We meet lady knights, tournament fights, and discuss servants rights. This is some in depth analysis people! Meet Brienne for the first time, see what kind of army Renly has gathered, and find out exactly what Stannis is up to!

Bran's having a feast, then he meets some Crannog folk-- in two different ways! We discuss the chapter, and then play two new games! Let's get together, and really feel the spirit of the wolf, in this next episode of UNSPOILED!

Let's light it up! It's a big chapter this week. Tyrion visits the alchemists guild to learn about wildfire, takes some correspondence from one Robb Stark, and has a heart to heart with Cersei about the future of her kids. He also uncovers a traitor in his midst! All this, plus a long discussion on the perils of revealing too much about yourself, and the pitfalls of human memory. We dig deep into this one, on this episode of UNSPOILED!

It's Arya, and Gendry, and the whole crew of self sabotaging jerks. Will they be able to survive in the woods alone, after all the adults have abandoned them? What's more dangerous, hunger, or Gregor Clegane? What the hell is Lommy's problem? And, is it fun to shoot guns? We answer these questions and more, on this episode of UNSPOILED!

Who can Sansa trust? She's kept as a hostage, beaten, abused, and never allowed to leave. When a note shows up purporting to give her a way out, she's conflicted, but she decides to follow this lead. Turns out the results aren't exactly what anyone expected. More drunks, more Sandor Clegane, and a new "George RR Martin" Trivia game. Let's get Unspoiled!

Back into Kings landing to get some more time with Tyrion! This time he's setting loose some messages, to see who is loyal to who. Warning-- there's a bit of Washing mashine noise in the begining of the episode-- it eventually stops, but sorry for the lower audio quality!

Bran chapter! We learn about some of the colorful charecters in the north, as Bran sits in on a meeting with some supplicants, talks with the Freys, and get's a whole lot of Osha. We talk Bran, take a couple new listener questions, and introduce a new feature-- a quiz!

This is one of my favorite epsiodes we've ever done. Tyrion's running around King's Landing, commisioning huge chains, climbing into secret tunnels, you know, fun stuff! So let's all dig in and figure out what the hell is going on! What's Peter "Peanut Butter" Baelish up to? Why do they call sailboats sailboats? What would Natasha's Westero's job be? It's all in here! No lie! It's UNSPOILED!

We're back with Arya and her motley crew of Night's Watch ruffians. Despite Yoren's best efforts, they can't seem to find a safe way north, and holing up in an abandoned holdfast has unseen, deadly consequences. What do you do when the Lannisters come knocking? Not live, apparently. So, what should Yoren of done? Who's in charge of these troops? Did Biter escape? Let's take on the important questions! Listen in, and maybe find out!

Jon's gone up above the wall. There's no one there, but we get to meet the most dour member of the nights watch, and Brendan and Natasha develop a couple new new business ideas!

Dragons, disgraced knigts, dothraki, and Daenerys. It's all that, plus three magi come to find our newly reborn hero, as she follows a mysterious new star. It's all mythic symbolism in this Daenerys chapter. Well that and Jorah Mormont's sordid past. Listen up, it's a new UNSPOILED!

Oh boy! More new, boat related charecter POV's. What's up with all these maritime people we're spending time with? Did GRRM go on a cruise or something? Theon brings up some intense reactions in our hosts-- in both directions! Does this depiction of a young man coming home strike too close to home? Who does the best Balon Greyjoy impression? Come for for the Clash of Kings, stay for too much information about Brendan and Natasha!

Who the heck is this guy? Things are getting crazy on the Isle o' Stannis. The old gods are out, and the new god is in! It's Pirates, preisteses, and profanity from the hosts as we spend our first chapter with the prince of onions, Davos! Welcome, to a special smuggler edition of UNSPOILED!

Wow, things sure are dire as the Nights Watch recruits make it up to the wall. It's all wormy apples and wolf attacks here. The bull even has to put his helmet on! We talk about the ravages of war, the ways of wolves, and break it up with some personal questions from the audience.

When Tyrion hosts a dinner party, you better have good conversation, or you might just end up with an infintite reservation at Castle Black. Janos Slynt learns that the hard way. Varys is here to run through the business of the realm for Tyrion's approval, and Brendan and Natasha address the question-- if you could enter the world of the book-- who would you talk to and what would you tell them?

Oh the cat's in the cradle and the iron throne--- or something. Catelyn's got to worry about Rob growing up too fast-- and possibly endangering Arya and Sansa through his new position as king of the North, and Blackfish shows up with some worrying intel. We debut our Friday weekly predictions segment, and debate--- should girls be worth less in hostage trades? Find out, in this episode of UNSPOILED!

Jon's going out beyond the wall! Sam's trying to become a librarian to aviod it, and Old Bear Mormont is quizzing Jon about history. We spend about ten minutes on the chapter, then answer some questions from our listeners. What's our sigil? Who should get married? What's the best book? Who's the sexiest prisoner going to the wall? ALL THIS, and podcast reccomendations, in this episode of UNSPOILED!

Double ep! Two two two chapters for the price of one! What do you prefer? Bran's hungry like the wolf, but Arya is finding out what happens when you fight the law. We tackle the big questions-- what did these guys from the black cells get up to? How smart is biter? What does Circe think she's doing? Is Bran a werewolf? WHAT'S HAPPENING? Howl at the comet, on this episode of UNSPOILED!

Tyrion tours kings landing! It's all alchemy talk, an absurd number of mythic monsters, and Vary's beat you over the head subtle threats in this 'cast. Plus we announce the winner of our Game of Thrones RPG and Art book contest!