Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

Bran finally makes it all the way North, and we meet up with an old friend.

Theon is back, only he isn't. Not really. *sigh* Poor Theon.

Brendan has a BIG problem with this chapter, and much shouting ensues. 

Mance Rayder is burned and Jon is grumpy. 

Davos is on Sweetsister, and has to convince its lord not to turn him in to Cersei Lannister. 

Tyrion meets a Duck and a Griff and a Halfmaester, and Brendan tries to make some guesses as to what's going on. 

Jon asks Edd to fetch him a block. 

We meet Quentyn Martell for the first time as he tries to find a way to reach Daenerys. 

Tyrion and Illyrio are on the road, eating and talking and eating and eating. 

Bran, Jojen, Meera, and Hodor are beyond the wall, and Coldhands is full of mystery. 

Stannis is colder and more unforgiving than the wall. 

Daenerys is still in Mereen and Brendan isn't so pumped about it. 

Tyrion is more obnoxious than usual, and Brendan and I discuss some tinfoil hat theories. 

Varamyr Sixskins is a shady motherfucker. 

It's the final chapter! PS- Pate is creepy. 

Jamie meets "Jeyne Westerling" (maybe?) and recieves the summons from Cersei. 

I love this all so so much. 

Brienne screams a word. 

Alayne leaves the Eyrie and descends into the dangerous world below, where Littlefinger is waiting to be creepy as fuck. 

Arianne teeters on the edge of insanity while being kept in solitary confinement, and we find out that Doran Martell isn't as timid as he seems.