Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

Jon makes a deal with a whole BUNCH of devils. 

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a flying death and fire machine! 

Theon and Jeyne make a run for it. 

Daenerys is a woman wed, and is not particularly happy about it. 

Alys Karstark gets married, and Jon is losing his patience. 

Jaime rolls up on Raventree, intent on getting shit DONE, and runs into Brienne. 

Tyrion is sold at auction and meets his new master. 

Theon wanders Winterfell, pursued by the ghosts of those he's slain.

Arya is here, and she's still blind and still badass. 

A girl, a queen, and a banker walk into a wall...

Daario is hot, or something. Who cares. 

Asha is aliiiiiiiiiiive!!!

In this chapter, Theon says a prayer and he finds out why Lady Dustin is so bitter. 

Tyrion DOESN'T want to fuck for a change. 

Jon has a fight with a pomegranate.

Areo Hotah is back! Which means we get to see the goings-on in Dorne without all that annoying POV character input. 

Brendan yells. A lot. 

Daenerys does more stuff we don't like and we get mad about it. 

Jon swears in his black brothers, and hears Melisandre's fearsome reputation. 

Bran learns to fly.