Sex With Emily

Emily's inbox has been getting swamped with emails from virgins of all ages lately, so today's episode is dedicated to helping them join the coital club, laying out what they can expect and how they should enter this new stage in their love lives. Virgins' partners get advised too, to make their lovers' first times magical. Or, at least, less awkward than their own. Emily weighs attending Burning Man and Menace prepares for Wedding Season. A listener wonders how to find men into bondage. Another doesn't know how to ask out a waitress. A British couple is making everyone on earth throw them weddings, a new blog broadcasts creepy OkCupid come-ons, and Todd Akin thinks women have magic in their wombs.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The sticky subject of ejaculation is covered in painstaking detail today by Emily, Menace, and their loyal, very opinionated listeners. From the where’s and why’s to the do’s and don’t, the coming and going of male climaxes are dissected and discussed. Emily’s friend asks her for a vacation sex starter kit. Emily shares a few threesome stories and Menace shares his travel plans and outlines his enthusiasm for Asian women. In technological news, future phones will be able to detect STD’s, and men’s scrotums are being roasted by their beloved laptops. A listener with a ponytailed husband shares her first (and according to Menace, inevitable) swinging experience, another takes on Emily’s diction, and “Female Viagra” is discussed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily and Menace discuss the last episode of Miss Advised and what really happened with her crush David in Napa. Emily gives the CEO of Masque: Sexual Flavors a phone call and solicits his oral expertise to pick the best fellatio tips from listeners. Be enthusiastic, pay attention to the tip, make eye contact, and use your hands. Oh and don't actually blow. Emily also answers listener emails about meeting people at bars, devirginizing men, and how to be more confident. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Celeste & Danielle, "sexological therapists," talk about how they coach people to better sex. They stress the importance of men getting involved in their lover's emotions, sexual spontaneity, avoiding rejection when talking about sex with your partner, the G-Spot, and their book, "Cockfidence." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily talks about the ten most embarrassing sex questions she gets and how to be, well, less embarassed about them. While there are solutions to many sexual issues, people need to have a sense of humor about sex and expect some hiccups, and possibly queefs. Let go of body insecurity, fears of premature ejaculation, embrace your fetish, and take a little pride in your 'walk of shame.' Emily also talks about why you don't necessarily need to bring a date to a wedding, and having sex at a wedding (or in the parking lot outside the wedding). Also, Emily describes her experience as a guest on Watch What Happens with Andy Cohen.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily may have just dressed up five nights in a row for Halloween and Menace was nominated to be a Prom King, but don't worry, today's show is all about grown up topics. A rather young listener has trouble leaving a relationship and entering a new one, so Emily has some advice on how to break up. Menace starts a 30 day Starbucks challenge to "see what happens," so he might not be the best source of advice for making mature decisions. Luckily Emily is around to help some married listeners maintain their healthy sex life into their golden years. Ejaculation etiquette, oral sex, and orgasm issues with a girlfriend get discussed, and a listener has a hairy problem with his girlfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do you do if you like, "like" a friend? Emily works through the problem of a lovelorn, friend-zoned listener while she herself starts to date a longtime acquaintance. Do you perform "the reach" in a restaurant on your second date? Emily points out why you should - and don't worry, it won't get you thrown out. If your oral sex routine is getting a little yawn-worthy, Emily's got some oral sex tips to keep things exciting. Also, learn how to communicate about condoms, and how you can stop dating losers once and for all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily is going to New York to hang out with Andy Cohen as a guest on Watch What Happens Live on the 23rd. Menace prepares Emily for the hard questions she's going to have to answer. Emily and Menace discuss relationships and how spending time apart from your boyfriend or girlfriend can be beneficial for your relationship. Emily breaks down the the top ten reasons people break up including the need to feel independent. It's important to remember that your partner doesn't posses you. Emily and Menace give advice about diets, body image, and reigniting the spark. Also, oral sex advice from guest Tasha Reign -vegetarian, social activist, free spirit, yoga enthusiast, and hardcore porn star. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily interviews Dr. Sarah Miller about her first sexual experiences, what she's learned about men by being a dominatrix, and other sex tips and tricks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily interviews Captain Erotica - he saves relationships in a single bound and couples hire him to teach them have better sex lives. Emily also talks about her first sex party experience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily advises not going to a strip club on a first date like she did on Miss Advised. Emily gives sex advice to a 34-year-old virgin who wants to find love, to a 15-year-old girl who wants to learn how to have her first orgasm, and a 30-year-old female who has tried everything possible to orgasm to no avail.  Emily shares personal stories about her first ever orgasm and what it takes to get her there. She also shares the number one reason women have trouble reaching climax and what they can do to achieve an orgasm. Understand your body, claim your own orgasm, and never wait for a man to have the “right moves” in bed. Also, Emily is on a mission to change the world with lube and a certain sex toy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Honesty may be the best policy, but honesty in relationships are like deep sea diving: if you want to survive, you’ve got to know your limits. Today Emily lays out the five things you don’t want to know about your partner’s sex history. Then it’s back to basics, and why you should just pick up the phone and ask her out already. A man whose wife just admitted that she's never had an orgasm with him, and Menace lays out his tried and possibly true method to getting over performance anxiety. Craving oral sex tips? This episode’s got ‘em, as well as one night stands and the basics of talking dirty. Please support out sponsor: Masque: Sexual Flavors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lot of women out there are intimidated by initiating sex, and even more men are tired of putting in the work. Thankfully, Emily's here to explain how women can ask for it without asking for it, and how men can better set the mood. From porn and sexting to fantasies and massages, it's time to step up your game when it comes to scoring. Emily and Menace discuss the effects of being on Bravo, being reviewed by the Parents' Council and being called "Strident", talking about cock rings on national television, and the weirdness of old flames suddenly calling them up.  A Chinese village ascribes magical powers to a subterranean masturbation sleeve, and Sweden built an app to let you test out sex with your Facebook friends. A male listener can't unwrap his head around a partner's past, and it's affecting his confidence in bed. A foot fetishist writes in to explain the sexual appeal of podiatry. When a guy who doesn't call after two dates suddenly wants to reconnect, Emily and Menace take different approaches to th

Someone asks Menace: “Do you have Sex WIth Emily’s number? She said her favorite call is a booty call.” Emily may have mentioned that her favorite call is a booty call on Miss Advised. Menace is in love with Amy, the matchmaker from Miss Advised and the two give her a call. Emily talks about how to get over your ex and start new relationships. Emily also gives advice to couples who don’t connect sexually. If you don’t connect in the bedroom, it makes it harder to connect in other ways in the relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily announces that she will be talking about oral sex today. Menace isn’t surprised since it is her favorite topic other than her dog. Emily’s dog Daisy amazingly climbs up a tree in the dog park. Something about a squirrel... Menace calls Emily a player for life after they talk about marriage and monogamy. Emily plans on getting married only if all her exes can attend the wedding. Emily’s new intern Omar gives anal sex tips and oral sex tips for both gay men and straight men. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stepping into the studio right off the set of a porn shoot, vixen Maggie Mayhem tells Emily how she went from accidentally having a mullet in high school, to running HIV clinics, to starring in hardcore porn. A self-described "Sex Hacker", she's constantly breaking down barriers and challenging herself and others. She got her fiance into porn, pegging, and polyamory, and teamed up with him to start the "PSIgasm Project", an open-source orgasm detector that detects and analyzes orgasms. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily recovers after her birthday party weekend and prepares for the premiere of Miss Advised in two weeks. A reason to watch: Emily makes out with a bunch of dudes.A man gets a 2-year long boner from riding a motorcycle and a man serves up his genitals for dinner, literally. Emily discusses 50 Shades of Grey and bondage for beginners. Also, how to please a women even if you think you're horrible in bed.How to get over your fear of balls and manscaping your man-mane to get more oral sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily used the term "going to pound town" with a guy she's dating and Menace is proud. Emily makes out with unattractive dudes for the sake of research. She also got three threesome proposals on her show Miss Advised. Dr.Ruth is getting people drunk (but not too drunk) off her new wine. Open relationships are becoming more accepted and Emily thinks people should be open to alternative types of relationships. If monogamy doesn't work for you, try something else. Also, Canadian women need their clitoris rubbed. Menace wants men to try out being assholes and ignore attractive women. Emily isn't happy about his advice and continues her Sex Ed lessons. Also, if you can't get an erection, drink a glass of Dr.Ruth's wine and have get a deep tissue massage. Having a French Bulldog or a Siberian Husky might get you laid more often. Emily's Jack Russel Terrier doesn't make the sexiest dog list. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Hump Day! Emily takes the guy she's dating to her ex's birthday party over the weekend and is celebrating her birthday with a Kegel Kegger. Emily and Menace discuss the top ten cheap date ideas from roller-skaing across the Golden Gate Bridge to going to a dive bar. Also, the worst places to go on a first date. Never go to dinner and a movie unless you have no interest in talking to your date. Hopefully the movie will at least be entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily is trying to bring back the Hand Job and Menace is trying to bring back a taco. If Emily can get Taco Bell to bring back the Double Decker Taco from 1997 then Menace will give up his stance on the “The Great Hand Job” debate. Menace believes a man can give himself a better HJ than a woman can ever give him. Emily disagrees.Another woman attacks a cop with a sex toy. There’s a sex toy drive through now as well as a vibrator bike delivery system. Next, a helicopter service that airdrops your sex toys on your porch.Why he or she isn’t sleeping with you and how to have sex more often, or at least once. If your partner does not want to have sex, you should genuinely ask them what’s wrong. Emily and Menace act out healthy communication as a pretend couple and end up breaking up. Oh well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.